Patrick commentary prediction thread for SpaceX integrated flight test 3

[Steve Ramone]

Starship integrated test flight 3 was this morning and it accomplished most of its goals. The starship failed somehow on reentry but this was their first try at it. Lots of other things worked great. The booster lost control at the end.

Patrick, being somewhat of a sci-fi geek should be able to overcome his biases and be excited for something genuinely amazing... Right gang?

 

[Steve Ramone]

The pig headed retard couldn't even do the bit right. Way to make me look like an idiot, asshole.

 

[Toothless Enthusiast]

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The pig headed retard couldn't even do the bit right. Way to make me look like an idiot, asshole.

I’m so sorry, @Steve Ramone.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

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The pig headed retard couldn't even do the bit right. Way to make me look like an idiot, asshole.

Yeah but he still says “credit where due” as if he’s in any position to give credit.
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He’s not.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

Yeah but he still says “credit where due” as if he’s in any position to give credit.
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He’s not.

My favorite thing about his musk hate is he acts like he is just some rich dipshit who throws money at things to make them happen. Not that there isn't more than a bit of truth to that, but elon at least has an engineering degree while pat flunked algebra 2 and apparently spent his college "years" taking classes where they watched 40 hours of kubrick films and creative writing classes.

 

[Ladynyahh]

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The pig headed retard couldn't even do the bit right. Way to make me look like an idiot, asshole.

"Credit where due". Elon Musk shoots rockets into space while Patrick sits on Twitter all day and drinks beer. He has accomplished nothing in his life except for becoming an Internet laughingstock and that's his take on it. Hateable fucking guy, and fat to boot.

 

[guest]

My favorite thing about his musk hate is he acts like he is just some rich dipshit who throws money at things to make them happen. Not that there isn't more than a bit of truth to that, but elon at least has an engineering degree while pat flunked algebra 2 and apparently spent his college "years" taking classes where they watched 40 hours of kubrick films and creative writing classes.

I momentarily forgot that Pat doesn't even have a bachelor's degree while waxing poetic upon what the future has in store for him. Most office jobs nowadays require a college degree, although I personally disagree with this. What has he been doing these past four years???

Patrick, if you're reading this: you lie all the time anyway, now is your chance to pretend you've been doing the greatest comedic / Andy Kaufman-esque bit of all time. If you're convincing about it you will become immortal.

 

[RickReternal]

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

"Credit where due". Elon Musk shoots rockets into space while Patrick sits on Twitter all day and drinks beer. He has accomplished nothing in his life except for becoming an Internet laughingstock and that's his take on it. Hateable fucking guy, and fat to boot.

Credit where credit is due, Pat launched a beer fart off the cushion and well into orbit of Niki's dying houseplant and picture of her parents.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

I momentarily forgot that Pat doesn't even have a bachelor's degree while waxing poetic upon what the future has in store for him. Most office jobs nowadays require a college degree, although I personally disagree with this. What has he been doing these past four years???

Patrick, if you're reading this: you lie all the time anyway, now is your chance to pretend you've been doing the greatest comedic / Andy Kaufman-esque bit of all time. If you're convincing about it you will become immortal.

Well for the past 4 years he has spent about as much money and time as a nice 4 year degree at a private college would cost on battling internet trolls.

If we pretend for a second that pat actually does have an IQ in the high 130s and lower 140s, or even one in the 100s at all, it's amazing how he has let his ego ruin his life like this. Can we start a gofundme to have pat take an IQ test? All funds go to a licensed psychiatrist to administer the test, and all profits go to pat as an incentive. Everything is private and off camera except the results. Let's see what you can do, pat. I got $100 on "average".

 

[guest]

Well for the past 4 years he has spent about as much money and time as a nice 4 year degree at a private college would cost on battling internet trolls.

If we pretend for a second that pat actually does have an IQ in the high 130s and lower 140s, or even one in the 100s at all, it's amazing how he has let his ego ruin his life like this. Can we start a gofundme to have pat take an IQ test? All funds go to a licensed psychiatrist to administer the test, and all profits go to pat as an incentive. Everything is private and off camera except the results. Let's see what you can do, pat. I got $100 on "average".

I can't believe I'm saying this, but Patrick would be SMART to start leaning into his internet infamy, it's the one hand he has left to play.

In the past week how many new people have become aware of him? Oh right, easily 60,000:

Fuck NPS (although I love you Dan), Pat needs to start doing weekly livestreams with superchats enabled, he will get the BAG. The fuck is Pat doing??? Bro you're blacklisted from sci-fi anyway, lean into this!!!

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I can't believe I'm saying this, but Patrick would be SMART to start leaning into his internet infamy, it's the one hand he has left to play.

In the past week how many new people have become aware of him? Oh right, easily 60,000:

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Fuck NPS (although I love you Dan), Pat needs to start doing weekly livestreams with superchats enabled, he will get the BAG. The fuck is Pat doing??? Bro you're blacklisted from sci-fi anyway, lean into this!!!

Sadly, he doesn’t understand why people think he’s such a bizarre weirdo. He would clean up if he got on Cameo where you could pay for him to “No, Child” and “Enjoy Prison”

 

[chewtoyrapist]

I can't believe I'm saying this, but Patrick would be SMART to start leaning into his internet infamy, it's the one hand he has left to play.

In the past week how many new people have become aware of him? Oh right, easily 60,000:

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Fuck NPS (although I love you Dan), Pat needs to start doing weekly livestreams with superchats enabled, he will get the BAG. The fuck is Pat doing??? Bro you're blacklisted from sci-fi anyway, lean into this!!!

The best part is that pat would probably do really well on an IQ test. His mom was a psychologist, and he was obviously a firstborn very special boy, so he is probably as well trained in psych tests as he is in The Blade.

 

[guest]

The best part is that pat would probably do really well on an IQ test. His mom was a psychologist, and he was obviously a firstborn very special boy, so he is probably as well trained in psych tests as he is in The Blade.

Pat all you gotta do is take a 180 and lean in!!! Keep the character up but fire up a livestream where you "no child" superchats FOR MONEY.

You think the DNC is going to put you on the payroll for your Twitter? They're not.

You think you're ever going to get an advance again for a novel? Not so.

Do you WANT to have to get another 9-to-5 job you think is beneath you? Obviously not.

You might be thinking this couch-and-bar-afternoon chapter of your life is coming to a close, but it doesn't have to -- you just have to accept you're a clown like your father and start getting paid to make people laugh, instead of doing it for free like you have these past six years.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Pat all you gotta do is take a 180 and lean in!!! Keep the character up but fire up a livestream where you "no child" superchats FOR MONEY.

You think the DNC is going to put you on the payroll for your Twitter? They're not.

You think you're ever going to get an advance again for a novel? Not so.

Do you WANT to have to get another 9-to-5 job you think is beneath you? Obviously not.

You might be thinking this couch-and-bar-afternoon chapter of your life is coming to a close, but it doesn't have to -- you just have to accept you're a clown like your father and start getting paid to make people laugh, instead of doing it for free like you have these past six years.

I love that when he tries to be funny it’s god awful, but when he doesn’t try and just acts like his cunty self he’s one of the funniest people alive. Some of the funniest people don’t know they’re funny and he’s an example.

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

It seems most of you have forgoTTen Pat's many qualifications that allow him to speak expertly on such topics.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Sadly, he doesn’t understand why people think he’s such a bizarre weirdo. He would clean up if he got on Cameo where you could pay for him to “No, Child” and “Enjoy Prison”

He'd jimmy everyone by saying "my racist stalkers wanted me to say vile racist things, instead I'm going to read a chapter of my best selling book. And by the way niggerhater1488patisafatfaggot, cameo has your info and we have filed the subpoena, so enjoy prison"

Or something equally wordy.

To Jimmy everyone is a reference to Jim Norton who stole 60k from truckers to buy fake tits for a tranny, Dan.

 

[MasterPosHonor]

Sadly, he doesn’t understand why people think he’s such a bizarre weirdo. He would clean up if he got on Cameo where you could pay for him to “No, Child” and “Enjoy Prison”

He could also start an onlyfans, what with his big fat fawken tits

 

[guest]