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Hi there, you will of course know me as the poltical firebrand and pundit “stealthygeek” on Twitter but I’m also a best selling author with one of the top global publishing houses.
As you may already be aware, my eponymous “in the black” series saw our protagonist conduct business in a “space McDonald’s” for several chapters. In my upcoming feature I am going to look at repeating the premise but in a more low brow local premise. I thought dugout 54 would be perfect! And where better to get a feel for the place than by working there! Just think of the publicity.
To this end, please find my resume attached in regards to the listed hosting role. I will work the hours I have provided and I will start immediately, it’s very important to me that my novels are grounded in realism and as I’m between writing contracts at the minute I must start this Wednesday to begin my research as soon as possible.
I look forward to joining the team and I would appreciate it if it was cascaded down to everybody not to interrupt my creative process or offer suggestions on plot, pacing etc
I will see you Wednesday.
Patrick S Tomlinson, @stealthygeek