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Patrick accidentally exposes himself as a sith lord

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He's such a fake ass fan of things. He tries to extract deeper meanings from content he doesn't understand in the first place.

What does star wars say about this? Oh, the exact opposite of course.

"Only a sith deals in absolutes. All or nothing. And only someone who respects nuance and thoughtful consideration of, well, anything would never throw down such a dangerous gauntlet" - a line someone who watched the movies would know

Fake ass faggot, how could you fuck up star wars lore this badly and call yourself a geek?
 

NoBacon

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It was gay 30 years ago, now it's unbearable
Picard should make Patrick Stewart want to kill himself if he had shame

I used to like Star Trek, it was just different - it wasn’t high drama soap opera or something.

Picard used to be a highly efficient leader who utilities high logic morality, the new one he’s a gay poet who wistfully tears up about the beauty of a shimmering star on a clear night. It’s literally not the same character. Who is that show for?

I also liked Star Wars as a kid but it was obvious it would be shit under Disney so it’s hard to care about it being shit under Disney, it’s easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than Disney produce something that isn’t dog shit like Marvel.
 

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What a surprised that his view of gay consoomer space drama aimed at spergs and men children is exactly as simplistic as his view of the real world i.e. this thing = perfect:giggle:! this other thing = the worst thing evah! fascists!! naziss!!!!!! :mad:😤

I hate him beyond words.
 
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Uncle Floyd

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I'm guessing people are complaining about Stacey Abrams being the "Leader of Earth" in the finale.

When I saw it, I almost threw up.

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Pardon my ignorance, in that I like normal things...

Aren't these two different universes - Empire is Star Wars, and Fatrick is referring to Star Trek?

Trekkies...trekkers...all just faggots.
He's talking about Star Wars but typed Star Trek instead and couldn't be bothered to proofread the tweet before hitting the send button. In short, he's an idiot and very, very fat.
 
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Pardon my ignorance, in that I like normal things...

Aren't these two different universes - Empire is Star Wars, and Fatrick is referring to Star Trek?

Trekkies...trekkers...all just faggots.
I can explain what he's poorly getting at here. I am incredibly gay.
There's this meme going around making fun of people who are mad that Star Trek is woke now, the meme states that it has always been woke (I disagree, there's a difference between progressive and woke). Pat is arguing about the Empire in Star Wars being evil with some rando. So, he's saying "there's being as dumb as thinking Star Trek wasn't woke, then there's a whole new level where you think the Empire isn't evil!" However, Mr. Thomas is devastatingly retarded and can't word it properly to convey that point.
I'm a faggot, at least I don't like Star Wars.
 
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I used to like Star Trek, it was just different - it wasn’t high drama soap opera or something.

Picard used to be a highly efficient leader who utilities high logic morality, the new one he’s a gay poet who wistfully tears up about the beauty of a shimmering star on a clear night. It’s literally not the same character. Who is that show for?

I also liked Star Wars as a kid but it was obvious it would be shit under Disney so it’s hard to care about it being shit under Disney, it’s easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than Disney produce something that isn’t dog shit like Marvel.
The funny thing about Picard now in the new show is some very old people actually have their brain chemicals dry up and become whiney fags like he is in the new show. His friends and former crew would pity him and wish for the release that death brings.
 
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NoBacon

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He was posting Star Wars hot takes after midnight on a weekday because he's a jobless retard. Him abandoning his daughter was the only good decision he's made in his life. Her not being influenced by this complete failure is a godsend.

Hey buddy, counter point: when someone steals your toys you lose your toys, when someone steals Patrick’s toys he has a chance of having them returned, because Patrick writes his name on his toys. Nice try with the hate, though. Have a good one.
 
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