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Patrice special I hadn't seen before (good quality)

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whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb

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Pussymagnetpat said:
Not only that, but patrice's whole womanizer pimp schtick was a fabricated persona.
Talk to any black on the corner of MLK Blvd in any city and they'll tell you the same shit
you gotta be the man in the relationship, keep your bitch in line, cant make a hoe into a housewife
patrice just got away with it because the audience was made up of the sam Roberts after show and middle America truckers.

Patrice only "got some strange" because he was famous, not because he was some secret woman whisperer.
Before toughcrowd, he said he could only afford 2 big Macs a day while sitting and staring at his ceiling fan, and if he had a gun he wouldve blew his brains out.
Only after tough crowd, when he got tv credits and started going on on a c 2005-2006, did he happen to "link up" with von, who was a whore stand in on temptation island.
before that, in the period from 99-2004, him vos and Norton did what everyone else does to fuck hot women
....go to Brazil to get the solid 8 pussy they couldn't get in nyc (not a bad thing, but Patrice acted like he was a pimp because he had some favela monkeys sucking on his half mast diabetes dick)
and the whole "open relationship" was novel in 2008, which is now known as cuckolding, as he had to watch von get fucked by big dick niggas so that he could fuck other women.

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Patrice got some strange because he was 6 foot 4 so he could be as fat as he wanted.
 
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whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb said:
Patrice got some strange because he was 6 foot 4 so he could be as fat as he wanted.
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that helped obviously (height is law), but if he wasn't famous he'd still be raping Portuguese girls under the guise of a gangbang.
notice he never mentions any flings or relationship before von - there were none, just hookers.
Even when he set up his birthday threesome with the girl (likely fat) he met at the coffeeshop, he said she recognized him from webjunk.
and then he even started dressing like a pimp (1970s numbers runner in Harlem) with a stupid fedora because he was leaning into the whole PUA/MGTOW/Redpill zeitgeist that was popular at the time, which was basically his whole elephant in the room special.
of course, saying things like "does she let you put it in raw, no bag?" to square normies makes them think you have some kind of extroverted superpower when in reality he was just a typical corner coon you see in the hood, but amongst whites, which made his brand
 
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Pussymagnetpat said:
that helped obviously (height is law), but if he wasn't famous he'd still be raping Portuguese girls under the guise of a gangbang.
notice he never mentions any flings or relationship before von - there were none, just hookers.
Even when he set up his birthday threesome with the girl (likely fat) he met at the coffeeshop, he said she recognized him from webjunk.
and then he even started dressing like a pimp (1970s numbers runner in Harlem) with a stupid fedora because he was leaning into the whole PUA/MGTOW/Redpill zeitgeist that was popular at the time, which was basically his whole elephant in the room special.
of course, saying things like "does she let you put it in raw, no bag?" to square normies makes them think you have some kind of extroverted superpower when in reality he was just a typical corner coon you see in the hood, but amongst whites, which made his brand
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He has a great laugh.
 
Pussymagnetpat

Pussymagnetpat

Gigachad irl
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Chuck Berry's Toilet Cams said:
Really, that's how everyone fucks hot women?
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unless you're social media famous, still in college/ a college town, or have millions in the bank/hang out with a top tier social circle,
yea, good luck picking up that hard 8/soft 9 at the bar, bookstore, gym, or wherever the fuck every week in the year 2025.
sugar babies and only fans girls (escorts) exist for a reason, America is just weird as fuck about prostitution.
go to Argentina or portugal and probably a quarter of married men are paying a side chick at a motel once a month that looks like his wife 15 years younger.
stick to steady missionary with your cute soft 7 ball and chain, Rico suave... (I'm jealous tbh)... I feel cold...
 
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Chuck Berry's Toilet Cams said:
That is a great vid. I don't get why people assume that people would have turned to shit if they hadn't died. Not everything is terrible, brothermen. Patrice was the best.
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Every single comedian of his era has turned to shit in one way or another. It’s overwhelmingly rare for even the greatest comedians to continue to be relevant and funny 20 years after their prime.
 
wbgreen

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May St. Mel bless you
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Pussymagnetpat said:
that helped obviously (height is law), but if he wasn't famous he'd still be raping Portuguese girls under the guise of a gangbang.
notice he never mentions any flings or relationship before von - there were none, just hookers.
Even when he set up his birthday threesome with the girl (likely fat) he met at the coffeeshop, he said she recognized him from webjunk.
and then he even started dressing like a pimp (1970s numbers runner in Harlem) with a stupid fedora because he was leaning into the whole PUA/MGTOW/Redpill zeitgeist that was popular at the time, which was basically his whole elephant in the room special.
of course, saying things like "does she let you put it in raw, no bag?" to square normies makes them think you have some kind of extroverted superpower when in reality he was just a typical corner coon you see in the hood, but amongst whites, which made his brand
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Patrice was doing that before PUAs were a thing and before redpill was a term. Before the internet. He got his "knowledge" about women from pimps, which is kind of normal for black man who grew up without a dad and didn't have anywhere else to go. Look how many dumb rappers his age glorify pimping (Snoop Dog, Jay Z). In the Comedy Central doc, one of his old friends from Boston even mentioned he studied Pimps Up Hoes Down.
 
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Pussymagnetpat said:
Not only that, but patrice's whole womanizer pimp schtick was a fabricated persona that impressed squares like Opie and danny
Talk to any black on the corner of MLK Blvd in any city and they'll tell you the same shit
you gotta be the man in the relationship, keep your bitch in line, cant make a hoe into a housewife
patrice just got away with it because the audience was made up of the sam Roberts after show and middle America truckers.

Patrice only "got some strange" because he was famous, not because he was some secret woman whisperer.
Before toughcrowd, he said he could only afford 2 big Macs a day while sitting and staring at his ceiling fan, and he said if he had a gun he wouldve blew his brains out.
Only after tough crowd, when he got tv credits and started going on ona c. 2005-2006, did he happen to "link up" with von, who was a whore stand in on temptation island.
before that, in the period from 99-2004, him vos and Norton did what everyone else does to fuck hot women
....go to Brazil to get the solid 8 pussy they couldn't get in nyc (not a bad thing, but Patrice acted like he was a pimp because he had some favela monkeys sucking on his half mast diabetes dick)
and the whole "open relationship" was novel in 2008, which is now known as cuckolding, as he had to watch von get fucked by big dick niggas so that he could fuck other women. and he acted like he was preaching the gospel. big lipped retard

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Favela monkeys is hilarious.
 
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