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[RickReternal]

Hey Pig, I’m sure you’re on your third read of this place already today.

Here’s a new thread for you to quiver and snort over.

Now, right now, at the peak of your pozzed media exposure, start a single-tier Patreon. $5/month guarantees a slow drip of chapters from your WIPs. Authors with great talent show their drafts to interested readers. Why can’t a hack like you?

Pros:

• After setup, you will not have to do anything except xeet about it and upload drek you’ve already written. (Pro tip: Connect it to your ongoing legal travails to maximize pity bucks.)
• It may keep you out of jail.

Cons:

• Small amount of time and effort to set it up.
• Quasi’s Pollock lawyer WILL garnish it but see point 2 above.
• Someone here will join and everything you post will be picked over in excruciating detail.
• If you miss a delivery, you will get lit up.

Come on, Pig. Show us what you got. This lawsuit dog isn’t going to run. Time to become a “creator.”

 

[Racist Google Intern]

I have said it before, Patrick could do cameo and work the debt off in a year. Kiwi's gave chris money for crayon drawings of memes, they would pay to pat to repeat his lines.

 

[RickReternal]

I have said it before, Patrick could do cameo and work the debt off in a year, kiwi's gave chris money for crayon drawings of memes, they pay to pat to repeat his lines.

Oh the livestream or cameo ideas are no-brainers but he’s too stupidly proud.

 

[NigelCumia]

Pat needs to contact one of these wrestling companies and become a bad guy manager. Imagine him childing Steve Austin before getting a stone cold stunner. I'd watch that.

 

[Udders]

Quasi’s Pollock lawyer

 

[Dougie's Hapa Daughter]

He owns a duplex but is too lazy to rent the other half-a-hovel.

Also, he doesn't have the same zeal of defenders as Chris-chan because Fat Pat can't pull the tard card and engenders no sympathy or pity in anyone.

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

Your bit is giving Patrick good ideas? Faggot

 

[RickReternal]

Your bit is giving Patrick good ideas? Faggot