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Patreeky

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Sit down.
You want something to eat?
That's too bad, I said lunch meeting.
You want a drink? Lose the glasses.
I'm gonna say a few things.
And I'm gonna say some bad words.
And you're just gonna have to deal with it.
*SNIFF*
Now, I know what you're thinking.
You're thinking we clipped your brother ShutYourCakeHorn
On the one hand, you'd be a shithead to believe me when I told you we didn't do it.
But we didn't.
And I got some bad news for you.
Look at me.
Look at me.
Your brother was a rat.
Sit down.
Sit down, sit the fawk down.
Your brother was a rat.
And now, he's in the witness protection program.
Patreeky, I'm a member of your family almost.
You think I'm the only one that knows this about ShutYourCakeHorn? You ask anybody.
This hurt all of us.
Your dad and me, you know how close we were? He never wanted this for you.
He wanted you to be a doctor.
 
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