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Patreeky and ShutYourCakeHorn are twin brothers lol

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

viGODa
you faggots need to get jobs

my bitch gf took the chicken breast out of the brine too early and im so pissed i cant stand it

its such a cunty thing to do, told her please just wait till 4:50, eat the rest of my burger if your really hungry, its only 30 mins

but no, i go to drop something off, come back and i smell a poorly brined chicken breast cooking

i legit prepared everything and was gonna tenderize it before she threw it on the pan

i told her im not eating it

dry ass flavorless chicken, put more siracha on it
babe, thatll help

get some real problems like me
Honest to God, that is a real problem. I'd be fuming. Were you at least like "Oh, cool. You ruined it."
 

Chive Turkey

Erock Army Deserter
That's kind of interesting if true but ultimately inconsequential. Not cool to reveal private information, especially from a nice boy like Patreeky.
Honestly at this point, I think you only have yourself to blame if you divulge personal details to any of the fawkin animals in this place. When you're in studio, you should always assume the mics are hot and you're on the air.
 
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