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Pat up early to call himself a “barrel chested tough guy”

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Eric Hildeman poked my no-no hole when I was 5
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God bless ya, Boomia.

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patrick is fat

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Reminder that this is what a barrel chested tough guy looks like..

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i’ll always find it hilarious that i knew of this picture years before finding out about pat because it gets posted on 4chan occasionally. i knew him as the faggy european guy with the giant head and gay shirt and bitch tits eating spam and a pretzel as a meal at a restaurant, and look at me now
 

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Eric Hildeman poked my no-no hole when I was 5
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Reminder that this is what a barrel chested tough guy looks like..

I have a buddy who jumped on dating apps after his divorce. Middle aged shlubby guy, not morbidly obese but dad bod carrying extra weight around the gut after being athletic as a younger guy. I started busting his balls when he showed me his dating profile and I saw he’d described himself as “a big guy, barrel-chested.” He looked a tad embarrassed to be called out on it but he laughed and admitted he was overweight. That’s what a normal egotistical guy would do. If he’d denied it and doubled down I would have thought he’d had a psychotic break.

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