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Pat trying to riff on the pope dying

Slackjawed Cow

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Stealing someone elses joke and of course does it poorly

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Slackjawed Cow

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Life is better now than it’s ever been? We all know that’s a lie. Hasn’t put out a book in half a decade and hasn’t had a contract in years. Be a real shame if that made it way into his lawsuit against the MPD and how him and his wife live in constant fear.
He has spent the majority of his marriage fighting with trolls and losing multiple court cases over it. While his standup troupe and publishing contracts are long gone. Over half a decade of trending downward but things are going great. Sure pat.
 

DominusOdium

Cruisin' with Marion
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Life is better now than it’s ever been? We all know that’s a lie. Hasn’t put out a book in half a decade and hasn’t had a contract in years. real shame if that made it way into his lawsuit against the MPD and how him and his wife live in constant fear.

He's lost basically every bragging right, opportunity, creative career path, connection and reputation he had. The only person more dead than the Pope is the fake persona that was pre-Norm/11 Patrick S. Tomlinson.

But yeah, every author dreams of one day going back to insurance sales and scrubbing their Airbnb toilet. Sure Pat.
 

Ladynyahh

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Life is better now than it’s ever been? We all know that’s a lie. Hasn’t put out a book in half a decade and hasn’t had a contract in years. Be a real shame if that made it way into his lawsuit against the MPD and how him and his wife live in constant fear.
I guess if your goal is to not have to work a real job because you leech off of others, sit around a bar all day and guzzle beer, watch shitty baseball games, tweet, and pretend to be an "author" Pat is living the dream
 
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