Pat still wants to defund the police

[Slackjawed Cow]

but he also wants every detective to solve his swatting problem

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

but he also wants every detective to solve his swatting problem

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I'm sure it went down exactly like this.

 

[Момент Силышенко]

Who will arrest you for a bench warrant, and drag you to court to be jailed for contempt?

 

[ViVillHaVin!]

How is Pat's revenge fantasy going to play out without cops? I'm not going to prison voluntarily

 

[fusciasomething]

I'm sure it went down exactly like this.

I's sure they threw bleach on him also. MAGA country

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

That guy's eyes are way too far apart, I don't blame the cops for zapping him instinctively.

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

I'm sure it went down exactly like this.

I'm going to assume the entire story is made up.

 

[RedHeadpw2]

Niki broke into that Nigger's house in 2021? Lost her key, I guess.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

I'm sure it went down exactly like this.

He was jus funnin

 

[BigBeanFatty]

I still think the dude in the photo's the criminal

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

Without the police the townsfolk would drag a squealing Pat out of his half hovel and attempt lynching him 40+ times before realising there is nothing in Milwaukee that can withstand that weight.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Without the police the townsfolk would drag a squealing Pat out of his half hovel and attempt lynching him 40+ times before realising there is nothing in Milwaukee that can withstand that weight.

They would be neutralized 40+ times while he cums in a woman, child

 

[NigelCumia]

Defund the police ....... But we're also advocates for training the nation's police force on SwAtting protocols, which presumably will be done voluntarily.

 

[Toothless Enthusiast]

Considering how the Inside Edition segment said each swatting attempt costs $10,000, I’m surprised MPD aren’t focused on why an obese guilty individual has wasted $430,000 of public funds purely to get attention from Laura Rich.

 

[bantadant]

That guy's eyes are way too far apart, I don't blame the cops for zapping him instinctively.

This nigga ran into the taser like a moth

 

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

Considering how the Inside Edition segment said each swatting attempt costs $10,000, I’m surprised MPD aren’t focused on why an obese guilty individual has wasted $430,000 of public funds purely to get attention from Laura Rich.

lol, is that what the lying cops all put on their OT sheets?

 

[Meownaw]

literally all you have to do is make a joke. one joke. just one joke.

{elephant walk music}

just say the fucking buffet police are the only thing stopping you from shooting him with his homemade hot sauce or sumptin idnk jus riffin.

fuck...

No no no there's no buffet police!

 

[Brooke Shields]

OH SHIT, SOMONE'S ROBBING MY PLACE!

Honey, dial the fat black social service women!