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Actually tried to meet up with that chick WHILE ON HIS HONEYMOON:
He simped on this Jewess a lot:
He simped on this Jewess a lot:
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Pat simped on that chick from the "Dad Bods" sketch while on his honeymoon
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"Are you in London? Because I'm in London. Come hang!"
"Oh, cool. You here for a Con?"
"Nah, honeymoon."
"Cool. Maybe next time, bud."
"Oh, cool. You here for a Con?"
"Nah, honeymoon."
"Cool. Maybe next time, bud."
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If his marriage isnt a scam, how did his wife not divorce him on the spot? Fucking pathetic, both of them.
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In Pat's defense he was probably looking for an escape from spending his honeymoon walking around Dachau with a woman who looks like an actual gas chamber
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Pat has the most cringy flirt game.
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I say this as a born and bred Londoner but who would want to go to London on their honeymoon. It's a great city (or it used to be) but it's not a "romantic destination." It's like going to NYC or Tokyo for your honeymoon. Paris, Rome, Tuscany, the Seychelles...those are honeymoon destinations. London? Seems like the kind of honeymoon a couple of drunk retards in a sham marriage would have, with the obligatory stop off at a German concentration camp of course.
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It's so obvious he'd leave her if there was any other options open to him but there aren't. Mostly due to him being an ugly, fat cocksucker.
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I hear Paris is a complete shithole but I agree, London is a foreigner-infested, knife-crime ridden dump. Of course Patrick thinks it's the height of culture to waddle around all the tourist traps there.
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Inside of nikis box is a gas chamber
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"Hey Niki, while you were out someone named 'Zyklon B' left a copy of his mixtape for you."
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Because he knew he probably wont ever get a chance to visit the area again so they went to all the romantic destinations like London,Paris ,Dachau.
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I can agree with the premise that it's like NYC and Tokyo. If you're an American with a bit of cash to spend though, you can find great spots in London to dine and enjoy on a honeymoon.
That being said, Pat isn't going to any of those places because they don't accept food stamps so your point is spot on.
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London's pretty safe really. Almost all the knife crime is black kids stabbing each other over what postcode they live in. Most of the white victims of crime (muggings etc) are provincial types who grew up outside of London and give off that "scared of black people" vibe. I lived there for the first 28 years of my life and I got mugged once when I was 13. Black guy and a white guy outside Victoria Station, both probably about 16 and almost as nervous as me.
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Rome is close to complete shithole status too except for some neighbourhoods where the Nigerians don't dare tread (not that I'm from there, Pat, please don't doxx me)
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Such a classless piece of shit. Doing the US college student Euro-trip at 38 years old on his honeymoon.
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Its even worse when you know he uses that 2 week trip to feel like that is enough to act like he is from the UK and that he knows how jews felt in the concentration camps.
They slept on somebody’s couch in Liverpool just before London. Liverpool on a friends couch. This wasn’t a honeymoon I wouldn’t even call it a holiday.
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If you can't afford to stay in a fucking Premier Inn in Liverpool in your 30s you deserve nothing but the worst of everything.