Pat should get a job as a social media manager

[turdcutter]

Pat had wonderful success being the social media manager of his own sole proprietorship, so he has experience.

Say he got a job at Hungry Man, the TV dinners company. The first order of business as the social media manager for Hungry Man would be to be as big of a cunt as possible on Twitter. Take extreme political positions and say beloved comedians aren't funny.

Then once Hungry Man racks up tons of haters, Pat could hire someone to do bomb threats at Hungry Man HQ. Hungry Man gets international press, people buy more TV dinners, profit. It's genius.

 

[turdcutter]

 

[Nick Gerlips]

Earl, we got any TV dinners back there?

 

[Cuphead]

He doest need a job, atalker

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

No you did not receive an unsealed Hungry Man meal, atalker. Enjoy prison.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

No, child, you did not find a hair in your meal. Those are just your delusions again

 

[guest]

Just getting a job would be a good start

 

[MasterPosHonor]

No, staIker, I did not steal all of the brownies from an entire pallet of Hungry Man dinners.

Enjoy prison.

 

[PickleRickle]

No, child, you did not find corn mixed in with your brownies. These are your delusions.

Felony grand food larceny, stlaker.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Frozen dinners are made of higher quality ingredients than ever before. Which means that it's more important than ever to be very selective on which frozen dinners you consume.