Pat posting is dead.

[866-Ron-0-Fez]

There. I said it. I meant it.

Pat is tearing this place apart with his new found restraint. Do something stupid and self destructive you fat mess!

Why won't he vandalise something and lie about it?! I don't understand. Selfish bastard.

 

[PorqueDealer]

Too busy enjoying untold wealth from AirBnB'ing the Historic Wedding Venue

 

[DMbA]

I wish he gets a tree on his house

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

It has to fizzle out at some point. Realistically, how many more times can one guy embarrass himself? There was the adirondack snatchings not to long ago, which gave us pat being a cunt to a brother man posing as the unwitting thief, but it does seem like things are tapering off. Eventually his car will call it quits and we can all laugh at the Chevy Aveo he'll have to settle for.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Quasi paid
Tiny Tim relegated to a dusty drawer
Full-time janny work accepted
Milwaukee police enjoying prison scheme rejected

The Adirondack chair snatchings were funny but pretty much beating a dead horse at this stage.

 

[BudDickman]

I want to see what happens nexsst with the MPD lawsuit, but I think as soon as that gets thrown out and the Making a Murderer lawyers are no longer wrangling him, he's gonna do something stupid.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

It's about time he did something really stupid again

 

[warchief1978]

He will give us some more milk real soon.

 

[SamcroJoeCumia]

He's just waiting for JosepH's European tour to end so he doesn't have to share the spotlight.

 

[StlakerFatti]

patposting is dead pt 7? higher?

 

[Honey Badger]

Will someone who’s not me just pay for the damn Pat vs Dan transcript? There’s probably two weeks worth of meat on that bone

 

[Humanatee]

It feels that way but he always seems to find a new way of embarrassing himself out of nowhere. Even if the glory days are over, I think they'll be at least a few more big incidents involving pig before all's said and done. There's still his lawsuit against the city and his ongoing battle with Leslie could end up having a more hilarious conclusion than we think, such as him getting banned permanently from Twitter and him losing his mind on other social media platforms again.

Something I can predict definitely won't be happening though is him losing weight and/or getting a job.

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

He can't restrain himself; it's tragic but it is what it is. He will always produce milk for us because he does not know how to change, and doesn't think he has to.

 

[Treat Yourself]

He stole his own chairs the other week and got the news earlier this month that the MPD is laughing off his lolsuit. This is just a small lull in the ebb and flow of Patardation. He'll probably shut his own electricity off next month and roast like a fat pig he is or try to get on the news again. Maybe he'll sperg out at the wrong person finally and get arrested for losing a fight he started. Maybe he'll get shot to death at a stoplight by one of the delightful local youths. Maybe he'll shit his pants in public again and tell the world about it. All are fat possibilities.

But at this very moment patposting is dead, yes.

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

This but unironically

 

[Andy Elliott]

Every time someone says this you know what happens. Then again we did fuck his life pretty good and I’d be fine if it ended here.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

Will someone who’s not me just pay for the damn Pat vs Dan transcript? There’s probably two weeks worth of meat on that bone

Didn’t they want like $400?

Also, you’d have to dox yourself no?

 

[BigBeanFatty]

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

patposting is dead pt 7? higher?

I believe we are coming to season 8 although I have missed a few so don't quote me

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

Why won't he vandalise something and lie about it?! I don't understand. Selfish bastard.

You mean like he did 3 weeks ago?