Pat needs beta readers

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Racist Google Intern]

beta readers is code for, I can't afford an editor.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

@McGowan6 this is your James bond moment.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

You limey cocksuckers better figure out how to participate in this.

 

[guyincognito2.0]

All of his readers are definitely betas

 

[SFWA liaison]

I wonder how much he'll pay for their labor

oh right, he's a broke faggot!

Twitter is OVER but when he needs people he depends on it, of course.

 

[Brooke Shields]

50 thousand followers, he's asking for AT MOST 2 to read the book (he'll get none)

 

[RickReternal]

If his agent paid him any mind he’d help with this. Rick is STRUGGLING.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Jesus, Rick, no one is going to have their suspension of disbelief shattered by fucking Tiny Tim using modern speech mannerisms. It's already a childish concept, the whole point of revenge power fantasies is that you don't have to play by the rules of the reality. No one gives a fuck if the cartoon characters make reference to something that didn't exist for another couple decades. It's a campy cheesy concept to begin with. There's no point writing it if you're going to play it straight.

 

[SFWA liaison]

@Void as president of MKE sci-fi league you should help him out. Considering Jack the Ripper is a character, I think it'd be valuable to have the insight of a hooker.

if anyone comes to mind, let Pat know!

 

[DominusOdium]

On spec is a lonely world, ain't it fatso?

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

His full request:

"Evolved into something more serious and socially conscious"

I have to fucking read this. You Brits had better pull through for us and leak a copy. There's no way this ever gets published.

 

[Meownaw]

His full request:

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"Evolved into something more serious and socially conscious"

I have to fucking read this. You Brits had better pull through for us and leak a copy. There's no way this ever gets published.

This would bring Patposting back.

 

[guest]

I don’t think anyone can really comprehend what absolute shit this is going to be. We know he is a terrible writer from his other works but this will assuredly be a whole new level of terrible.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

OI EBENEZERS MURDER GOT DA WHOLE CITY ON FLEEK! IM TRANNY TIM IN IT?!?!

 

[Sue Lightning]

It is such a bad premise I can’t even find humor in it.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Review from BlueSky:

"Not good"

 

[BudDickman]

"Fake it till you make it" Pat engaging with his imaginary fans. There will be no beta readers. Any one who volunteers to be a beta reader that isn't Paul Weimar or some other devout faggot that he already knows will be a cyberstalker, and he knows it. This is just him doing things that he sees actual writers do.

 

[Udders]

Get in there and spam replies with the superior OnA pdf e-book.

 

[DMbA]

I don't even know what Xmas cribbage is and he's writing a fanfic