Pat may not know what your name is, but he knows what your name isn't

BudDickman

Screenshot_20220715-110658.png
 

Jenna

12 paramedics couldnt save ur fuckin life boy
He really doesn't understand that most people don't spend all day lying about every little thing. Which leads to not having a strange honesty complex that manifests itself as "I need to prove I'm telling the truth and you're lying!"

He sure does love telegraphing his insecurities. I NEVER lie and I'm NOT fat and I got good grades in high school and I have a HUGE dick and a LOT of friends. Now excuse me I have to have SKILLFUL SEX with my wife who is SUPER attracted to me. My fake plaaaaaaaaastic love.
 
Top