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Pat lives rent free inside all of your heads and you will die alone

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I'll be honest with you - Pat is kind of living the good life!

Eating shitty bar food every day, Tweeting every worthless thought he has, never working a single day and ignoring all of the problems he has created in his life and refusing to take responsibility or man up to any of his decisions, relying on a self-employed legally bound woman to get up in the morning and go to work while he lies on his jizz couch to put in a good few seconds of "work" on "self-promotion" Twitter posts that even Patrick has managed to figure out are utterly, utterly worthless for his imaginary career as a sci-fi author - that all sounds pretty good!

I'm just worried that maybe, just maybe there will be a day of reckoning.

It's possible, just possible that if you work like the world's most lazy and privileged millennial while spending cash like you're a baller with a six-figure advance check that all this will one day catch up on you.
 
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analeggsalad

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CuntFucker said:
Pat's thoughts: Delicious food, beer, gf, star wars, lego, twitter, stalkers, lifting, etc...




Your thoughts: Patrick, Patrick, Patrick, Patrick, Patrick, Patrick, Patrick, Patrick...
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low key.. I agree! I like Off Topic and Comedian, Radio, and Everyone Else criticism myself!

captain_kamala said:
i'm not racist but i seriously can't stand indians. i went to engineering school so i slept with a lot of them plus i've spent time in guyana and trinidad
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what's wrong with them? To me they're basically like whites but with the emotional developmental age of about 15, and the unflappable happiness and optimism of someone with down syndrome. Really, ask yourself, have you ever seen a depressed or unhappy Indian man? (unless he's in some kind of metastasizing cancer situation)
 
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low key.. I agree! I like Off Topic and Comedian, Radio, and Everyone Else criticism myself!


what's wrong with them? To me they're basically like whites but with the emotional developmental age of about 15, and the unflappable happiness and optimism of someone with down syndrome. Really, ask yourself, have you ever seen a depressed or unhappy Indian man? (unless he's in some kind of metastasizing cancer situation)
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Shes mad because early twenties indian pussy beats her cavernous roast beef wallet any day of the week

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UnPRePared

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For the last time, I am NOT Frank Grimes!
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You lost me at "Delicious food".

I'm from Scotland. Do you realize how much shit my family gave me for not liking haggis? Steve still prods me about it. I didn't even have to leave the country first to reaffirm there was better cuisine out there. I'll defend the Arbroath Smokies till the day I die, but haggis can get fucked.

Speaking of, if you want good food, Poland is overloaded with it. Yes, there are fried foods over here, but the difference is HOW it's fried. It's still a rare indulgence for me, but other foods like Bigos, tatar, kaszankas and oscypek - you'd never catch Pat eating that.

No, he'll eat overcooked farm-raised salmon that's about as grey as a worn shoe, fries cooked in the worst oils for your arteries, the urine-swill cheap beer he orders by the pitcher, and whatever godforsaken shit pile soaked in chocolate sauce that he'd call a dessert.

You're better than this, Mr. Ross.

Tee-hee.
 
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analeggsalad said:
low key.. I agree! I like Off Topic and Comedian, Radio, and Everyone Else criticism myself!


what's wrong with them? To me they're basically like whites but with the emotional developmental age of about 15, and the unflappable happiness and optimism of someone with down syndrome. Really, ask yourself, have you ever seen a depressed or unhappy Indian man? (unless he's in some kind of metastasizing cancer situation)
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they are fucking filthy bad hygiene disgusting perverts! the last one i had to stop talking to because he kept texting me where can i cum? safe to cum inside? when i had not so much as indicated that i would have sex with him. they are all rapists.
 
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captain_kamala said:
they are fucking filthy bad hygiene disgusting perverts! the last one i had to stop talking to because he kept texting me where can i cum? safe to cum inside? when i had not so much as indicated that i would have sex with him. they are all rapists.
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How many asked you for "Bob's and vagene"? Furthermore, how many said "Please" first?
 
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