Pat knows his wife is fugly

[BudDickman]

I was trying to get him to say "she's already cute", but apparently that lie is too unbelievable for the guy who is a prolific knife fighter, was vandalized by his doppelganger, is privy to the details of an ongoing FBI investigation, does not have debts, and is not fat.

 

[BudDickman]

Pat doesn't like to brag about his knife fighting skills. "You see that guy over there with no ears? Ask him if I'm a trained knife fighter."

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Pat doesn't like to brag about his knife fighting skills. "You see that guy over there with no ears? Ask him if I'm a trained knife fighter."

Did this fight happen in West Side Story?
Hahaha

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Pat doesn't like to brag about his knife fighting skills. "You see that guy over there with no ears? Ask him if I'm a trained knife fighter."

Possibly his craziest lie. People don't fucking knife fight like in Under Siege. They just stab the fuck out of eachother.

 

[HeyItsVos]

Pretty Nikki still has fat arms.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Rick is so fat, it would take a good 20-30 pokes before he lost enough blood to go down. He has a real advantage in that regard. It's be like stabbing a highway barrel filled with sand.

Also, where are his knife scars? If you're in a knife fight, as in both people having knives out, you're 100% gonna get stabbed. I've never been in a knife fight because I'm not a pussy but I've been stabbed and it leaves a pretty distinct mark.

 

[Udders]

We're on Shane Nokes now, @BudDickman but thanks for keeping Pat warm until we return.

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

Pat doesn't like to brag about his knife fighting skills. "You see that guy over there with no ears? Ask him if I'm a trained knife fighter."

Can't win a knife fight without taking on some scarring, Pat.

 

[guest]

Also, where are his knife scars? If you're in a knife fight, as in both people having knives out, you're 100% gonna get stabbed. I've never been in a knife fight because I'm not a pussy but I've been stabbed and it leaves a pretty distinct mark.

No police report either.

 

[guest]

Hopefully on his wrists

Remember pat - up the river, not across the street.

 

[guest]

Pat doesn't like to brag about his knife fighting skills. "You see that guy over there with no ears? Ask him if I'm a trained knife fighter."

"Two knife fights" haha, where is the source of this insanity?