Pat just dropped a new two minute rants. Some disturbing revelations in this one, you don't want to miss it.

[Rabbi Krinsky]

Ballsy move to admit to all this. He really thinks he's untouchable.

 

[RobertMewler]

Well then! I guess this is the end of Patposting now that he's admitted to everything. It was fun while it lasted.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

meh

 

[guest]

Oh my god how'd you do this?

"Too bad for him he refused the white man's wisdom." So hilarious.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Is nana fed? I think so.

Your mom’s box (OnA reference Dan)

 

[The Fuchitive]

use your powers for something more believable and felonious

 

[guest]

Fucking hilarious. Art.

 

[Stent]

That face is horrifying to behold.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

The Pat AI is eventually going to become self-aware and delete its Twitter account

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Send it to @fairymemmes to show what a fake Pat is he duped her again

 

[DanFielding]

The voice is too masculine.

 

[Hudson]

Absolutely perfect!

Patso needs to see this ASAP.

 

[Brooke Shields]

now do this with some Norm or Trump thing where they mention Fatrick's crusade

this could be done 10x shittier and he's the perfect type to believe this

 

[Random username]

Amazing. Needs more emphasis on the Ts though.

 

[MonsterSteve]

Reminds me of Francis from Pee Wees Big Aventure.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Jesus Christ A.I. is getting scary. I can tell this is fake but we arent far off from some crazy shit fucking up the world.
I know I sound like Joe Rogan but shit is BANANAS maaaan

 

[guest]

This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen. Are you doing the voiceover or are computer voices this good now? I do agree that he should sound more like a faggot but still, this is 10/10 work.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

You could make some realistic ones with bad pat takes and do some serious trolling. This is magnificent brotherman!

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

 

[DrSteveCarlisi]

Magnificent art, sir. My ribs were decimated in six seconds flat and did not recover.