Pat isn't 6'0" lol

[guest]

Someone who's 5'9" saw Pat at the con and said that Pat was approximately his height. Maybe it's the kyphosis that made him shorter, but the point is he's significantly below 6'0".

He doesn't hide his fat well!

 

[Malibu Pat]

He isn’t skinny either

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

His fat heavy breasts might be weighing his torso down enough to compress his spine in some way, making him shrink in height over time. Nice poetic justice Quasimodo posture, stupid.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

Felony height misrepresentation, child. The FBI has been contacted and your devices traced. Your lies have forged your chains, little ones.

 

[JumboYumYums]

Didn't he say on the strictly stalking ep that he was 6'2"? He's incapable of telling the truth.

 

[guest]

Didn't he say on the strictly stalking ep that he was 6'2"? He's incapable of telling the truth.

He said he was 6 foot 225 pounds, and if he ever saw any of us in person it would end quickly and poorly for us. And we all know it.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

Didn't he say on the strictly stalking ep that he was 6'2"? He's incapable of telling the truth.

It's impossible to be taller than 6'1"

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

It's impossible to be taller than 6'1"

People who are 6'1":

Me
Joe Cumia
Patrick Tomlinson
Shaq
Peter Steele
Kevin Nash
The Twin Towers on Sep. 10, 2001

 

[Malibu Pat]

In Niki’s heels he might be 6’ (assuming she has a pair, and we all know she doesn’t)

 

[HotDogJoe]

He said he was 6 foot 225 pounds, and if he ever saw any of us in person it would end quickly and poorly for us. And we all know it.

Actually he said "and if I ever do any see of 'em"

He got all flustered and fumbled his words like a great big fatso.

 

[Joe's False Teethers]

In Niki’s heels he might be 6’ (assuming she has a pair, and we all know she doesn’t)

We would never know, they would snap as soon as he slipped his pig hooves in. You know, cause he's fat

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

He appears from the eye test to be about 5’9” and 280lbs give or take. There’s not many pictures where he’s taller than another male in said picture, and 5’9” is about average height for a male in the United States. His gut protrudes a good 4 inches over his waist band, so the 280pounds feels about right.