Pat is working out some new material

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

 

[Ladynyahh]

I'd check out a Patrick Tomlinson standup gig to be perfectly honest witcha

 

[Guest]

I'd check out a Patrick Tomlinson standup gig to be perfectly honest witcha

It would fawkin’ sellout. Brothermen from across the country would fly in

 

[guest]

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“I only edge for hours on days that ends with y”

-Jim Norton

Rick Tomlinson everyone!

 

[guest]

It would fawkin’ sellout. Brothermen from across the country would fly in

And then after we can turn ourselves in to the MPD.

 

[Imager]

It would fawkin’ sellout. Brothermen from across the country would fly in

Ever hear of a honeypot?

I would give him all the credit in the world if we all flew in, attended, the show starts, the emcee comes out and says, "How we doing? <waits for applause> Is that all you got you can do better than that how we doing?" And we all start cheering and then he says, "Wait quiety."

And a hush falls over the crowd, and all of sudden we hear knocking.

Then we get beaten and arrested.

I'd give Patrick a LOT of credit for that. It'd be one of the funniest things he ever did. Being arrested for felony attending a comedy show.

 

[Phish]

Ever hear of a honeypot?

I would give him all the credit in the world if we all flew in, attended, the show starts, the emcee comes out and says, "How we doing? <waits for applause> Is that all you got you can do better than that how we doing?" And we all start cheering and then he says, "Wait quiety."

And a hush falls over the crowd, and all of sudden we hear knocking.

Then we get beaten and arrested.

I'd give Patrick a LOT of credit for that. It'd be one of the funniest things he ever did. Being arrested for felony attending a comedy show.

Fawkin Canyon Boykin pulls the curtain and just starts slappin cuffs on brothamen left and right. “25-life. Take em outta here sarge!”

 

[NoBacon]

I hope he does start getting gigs, I imagine lots of people would have a thing to say to the bars hosting a convicted terroristic threat making racist (with proof attached)

 

[Guest]

Ever hear of a honeypot?

I would give him all the credit in the world if we all flew in, attended, the show starts, the emcee comes out and says, "How we doing? <waits for applause> Is that all you got you can do better than that how we doing?" And we all start cheering and then he says, "Wait quiety."

And a hush falls over the crowd, and all of sudden we hear knocking.

Then we get beaten and arrested.

I'd give Patrick a LOT of credit for that. It'd be one of the funniest things he ever did. Being arrested for felony attending a comedy show.

A brotherman once wrote a short story where Pat uses his own funeral/wake as a honeypot that really shattered my ribs

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I dunno jes riffin. Pat Patterson

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Ever hear of a honeypot?

I would give him all the credit in the world if we all flew in, attended, the show starts, the emcee comes out and says, "How we doing? <waits for applause> Is that all you got you can do better than that how we doing?" And we all start cheering and then he says, "Wait quiety."

And a hush falls over the crowd, and all of sudden we hear knocking.

Then we get beaten and arrested.

I'd give Patrick a LOT of credit for that. It'd be one of the funniest things he ever did. Being arrested for felony attending a comedy show.

Then he’d celebrate on Twitter that he held his own version of the Red Wedding.

 

[Opesterino]

is ooga writing for him now?

 

[John Wayne Gacy]

"Well, you're no Mel Gibson, either!"
-English boy during argument with Patrick about the size of his head.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Pig Piggerson

Hog Smell

Not-Rich Vos

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Pig Piggerson

Hog Smell

Not-Rich Vos

Third one could also apply to Vos.

Bill Shits
Porridge Garlic
Drunk Sanshope

I really got nothing here.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Did Pat lose his PFP again?

 

[EraGodless]

Pig Piggerson

Hog Smell

Not-Rich Vos

Gorge Carlin
Richard Prior Conviction
Bill Hick

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

 

[Bigsmooth]

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Faggot

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

The closest this faggot gets to working on new material is when he's stretching the fabric of a medium shirt. Fat, misshapen fool.