Pat is up and oinking! Calls EVS a moron, talks to his toilet

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He’s being productive as always

Eat this one? It’s ALWAYS food with the pig man!

He answers to his toilet.

I’m not having dinner with you, stlaker!

Gotta correct the record!

 

[Meownaw]

Ethan really knows how to poke the pig.

 

[VizioDash]

Of course his reply mentions eating.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Ethan really knows how to poke the pig.

Piggy is very jealous because EVS actually has fans that buy his work. Out of Pats followers only a handful of them have bought his books even though he claims he NEEDS twitter to promote his books that he rarely ever mentions.

 

[Blurry Niki Enthusiast]

I still can’t believe he has been arguing with his toilet for nearly a year now.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I still can’t believe he has been arguing with his toilet for nearly a year now.
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And this loser still simps for Pat even though he talks down to everyone.

 

[Guest]

I still can’t believe he has been arguing with his toilet for nearly a year now.
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One of my favorite things is when Patrick is clearly barely holding back from screaming at his idiot followers

 

[Blurry Niki Enthusiast]

One of my favorite things is when Patrick is clearly barely holding back from screaming at his idiot followers

 

[CuntFucker .]

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Nice American Gothic faces, stupids. More like American Dogshit.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

You’d think after 5 years Pat would realize no one’s going to prison. He’s really riding the whole “wish it into reality” cope hard these days.

Patrick the only person who even has a chance of being incarcerated at this point is… Patrick Sean Tomlinson. Don’t drop the soap in county, Piggy.

 

[Hudson]

9 days to go and Ethan's closing in on $400,000. You know this has got to make Pat seethe.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Nice American Gothic faces, stupids. More like American Dogshit.

CuntFucker is doin the bit, alright! Born again hard. Now just admit that Patty Cakes is a fat faggot with bitch tits.

 

[Chive Turkey]

Nice American Gothic faces, stupids. More like American Dogshit.

American Vandal.



You know, cause he vandalized his own shit.

CuntFucker is doin the bit, alright! Born again hard. Now just admit that Patty Cakes is a fat faggot with bitch tits.

You're boosting a cyberstlaker account who is literally impersonating a toiletless person.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

impersonating

professional writer, folks

 

[Mitch Weaver]

9 days to go and Ethan's closing in on $400,000. You know this has got to make Pat seethe.View attachment 137992

Oof Patty, this cat can buy that debt of yours 5 times over and still meet Dan up for some calamari and nose candy @ Aria.

You’re a loser, Pat.

Fat too.

 

[guest]

Of course his reply mentions eating.

What is it they say? Write about what you know

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

The only time Pat gets half a rod anymore is when he's acknowledged by someone associated with DC & Marvel.

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

 

[Midian9876]

How did EVS ‘eat’ any of the other responses?

 

[porquedealer]

9 days to go and Ethan's closing in on $400,000. You know this has got to make Pat seethe.View attachment 137992

$371,904 from 2708 people = ~$137 per person.
The amount of backers is close to Patricks best selling book sales (2804 last check - The Ark 2015).
The average amount pledged exceeds the cost of buying fattys whole catalogue twice over.
This is the 3rd installment of capefrog, by Patricks 3rd book his sales had quartered.

Ethan Van stlaker must be pissing himself while he copes and seethes nightly.