Pat is trying suck his own dick again...

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Not good

 

[Suetonius]

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

That's cool, Pat. Your life is financially fucked though.

 

[Niki]

WIP = Weight increasing properly

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Not so

 

[SFWA liaison]

WIP = Willingly Interrupted Parenting

 

[Consensual Rapist]

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I feel like I read this before. Word for word.

 

[guest]

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What successful writer thinks like this? A very fat, childless one is the correct answer.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

God, there's nothing worse than a hack "creative" high on their own farts. I can't wait until a year from now when he either has no publisher and no excuse except it being a piece of shit or he settles for some print on demand definitely-not-a-self-publishing publisher that gives him no advance and penny per copy royalties. I'm sure he'll take it well.

 

[Antwan Kumiya]

Marilyn Manson had one rib taken out to suck his own dick. Rick needs the whole rack removed. hersh da thing folksh, he is fat and has a small faucet penis.

I’m still hilarious

 

[Turk February]

Every writer will tell you, talk about your writing progress as often as possible, because talking about accomplishments releases the same dopamine doing those accomplishments does - and who needs all that pesky dopamine later on in a long term task like this?

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Hi Pig.
Look, I know you don't read but I recommend that you at least peruse Drood by Dan Simmons. That way, you will see how in over your head you are with this ridiculous WIP.
No one is going to publish your book, Pig. Cut your loses and get a real job.


It's over.

 

[guest]

He was a good boy and got his writing homework done for the month. Now he can can be a fat layabout all day.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Every writer will tell you, talk about your writing progress as often as possible, because talking about accomplishments releases the same dopamine doing those accomplishments does - and who needs all that pesky dopamine later on in a long term task like this?

Before I finish my novel I just want you to know that I reallllly rocked it today on Twitter likes and everyone whoever criticized me is going to prison and I'm defaulting on debt to own the trolls

~Mark Twain

 

[Steve Ramone]

Actual imposter doesn't suffer from imposters syndrome.

 

[eggfeller]

at least he was able to restrain his crocodile swine tears this time

 

[OpiesDelishHog]

This one fat “man” provides more entertaining content than a daily 4 hour radio show.

 

[SFWA liaison]

He sucks a woman's dick. You should try it.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]