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Pat is so fucking weird-looking and unsightly that random people gawk at him in the streets

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He's like a Barnum & Bailey's Circus Freak Show Exhibit. So fat and gross that people can't help but stare as he waddles down the street towards the bar. Disgustin' sight to see.
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They're BOTH looking at him.
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He's at this wine bar. Fatty's getting wine-drunk today so he can call himself "Fancy" & "Cultured" on Twitter to his (many) followers.
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edit: More likely actually at this 1-star delapitated shitbox that's directly across the street from it
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edit: Also lmao @ the restaurant around the corner. I wonder if you need a reservation?
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He's at this wine bar. Fatty's getting wine-drunk today so he can call himself "Fancy" & "Cultured" on Twitter to his (many) followers.
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edit: Also lmao @ the restaurant across the street. I wonder if you need a reservation?
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You might be on to something. He was in the vicinity of the Ball Sack Wine Bar two weeks ago, too. New watering hole? Looks like he's been banned from Hooli's as he hasn't been there in a long time.

 

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He's at this wine bar. Fatty's getting wine-drunk today so he can call himself "Fancy" & "Cultured" on Twitter to his (many) followers.
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edit: Also lmao @ the restaurant across the street. I wonder if you need a reservation?
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A wine bar in Milwaukee? You must try the vertical Carlo Rossi tasting. The Charles Shaw is reserved for our exclusive VIP members...

Did Hooli's run out of BuzzBallz? Are they trying to spend the last of their money? Also that Dorsia place serves really gross-looking balls of pasta.

 
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