Pat is scared to go to Hooligans

[guest]

He knows the Naked Militia has someone new in their every week. He hasn't posted a pic there in ages..

What's the maTTer pork TiTs? Not feeling like such an actual tough guy?
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[Oogie Farts 1488]

pretty sure people are going now without posting warnings before hand too. Don't ask how I know...

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Hooligans most likely told tubby to knock the shit off, no more pics or mention of being in there he is causing too much trouble for them

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Hooligans most likely told tubby to knock the shit off, no more pics or mention of being in there he is causing too much trouble for them

I think you’re right, after that receipt posting photo they knew the pig is a liability. Guess without hooligans Pat hasn’t been able to write his bullshit.

 

[AntSucks]

Maybe he was banned.

If I was Hooligans owner Mark Buesing I would definitely ban him before my business got in legal hot water.

I would be hoping concerned citizens would let me know what this low rent Cliff Clavin is doing with my customer's information.

(414) 550-7216

[email protected]

 

[SFWA liaison]

He hasn't been posting pics of himself too much in general I believe. Between Costa Rica and today I only saw one from Christmas when looking around. Maybe he's finally coming to terms with how fat he looks.

 

[guest]

I dont think my ribs would ever recover if he got 86'd from Hooligans.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

If we’re not afraid to do radio naked, we’re not afraid to show up to hooligans. I’d say that’s pretty PFG.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

I dont think my ribs would ever recover if he got 86'd from Hooligans.

He would never admit to it and Hooligans would continue to get calls

 

[DrSteveCarlisi]

pretty PFG.

So, pretty pretty fucking great?

Scorch would LOVE it! For those times when something just isn't quite all the way PFG.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

So, pretty pretty fucking great?

Scorch would LOVE it! For those times when something just isn't quite all the way PFG.

You mean the guy that sold Pat fireworks?

 

[FurBurger]

I still think it's because he's finally too fat to leave the Fart Coach without hydraulic assistance; and that we've now entered the "My 600 Pound Life" phase of his saga.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

You mean the guy that sold Pat fireworks?

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Put some of that shitty fiction between 300 pages of more shitty fiction and you'd have your next book, Pat.

 

[A House Nigger]

You mean the guy that sold Pat fireworks?

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Sweet bro, some bomb ass fireworks! Those things slap!

fatty talking like Jesse from Breaking Bad

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

You mean the guy that sold Pat fireworks?

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“Scored some” ?
People stopped saying they “scored” something at least 5 years before this tweet. It’s hilarious how he doesn’t realize he’s the “how do you do, fellow kids?” Meme come to life

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Was there last week. Having family in upper peninsula Michigan makes it easy to leave pepperoni on his sidewalk and visit hooligans for some rube Reubens rolls

 

[Meownaw]

I still think it's because he's finally too fat to leave the Fart Coach without hydraulic assistance; and that we've now entered the "My 600 Pound Life" phase of his saga.

He lost 100lbs?

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Sweet bro, some bomb ass fireworks! Those things slap!

fatty talking like Jesse from Breaking Bad

"This shit is bomb"

Painful. Painfully unfunny... and fat.

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

"This shit is bomb"

“possession is 9/10ths of the law”
I think we’re starting to rub off on Pat. He’s making Sopranos references.

Sopranos in Middle Earth!

 

[MonsterSteve]

Hooligans most likely told tubby to knock the shit off, no more pics or mention of being in there he is causing too much trouble for them

This. I think telling the owner Rick was parading on Twitter the whole Andrew thing made him say something to our Pig. You know Rick couldn’t let the owner win so he probably talked back and got the boot.