Pat is Jack Torrance

[Saddam Hussein]

Probably been pointed out before but he’s essentially Nicholson’s character from the Shining. Unemployed alcoholic with a ditzy, air headed wife. While supposed to be writing a new novel, he’s typing the same sentence:

“Enjoy prison, stlaker”
“Enjoy prison, stlaker”
“Enjoy prison, stlaker”
“Enjoy prison, stlaker”
“Enjoy prison, stlaker”

The ghosts that occupy the Overlook for him are everyone he interacts with on Twitter; people to communicate with that simply are not there.

The only thing missing is a son with telekinetic powers. Makes me think that he’ll eventually chop Niki up with an axe

 

[Turk February]

Jack had the courage and conviction to actually attempt to murder his stupid kid, instead of just talking and fantasizing about it.

 

[Meownaw]

Jack Borrance. See because he is a fat bore.

 

[Brooke Shields]

This has actually never been goofed on before











































LLLLLIIINNNNNNNNNNNGEERRRRRRRR
LLLLLONNNNNNNNNNNGEERRRRRRRR

 

[HH Brother]

Hair of the stlaker that text me, Lloyd funster.

 

[Will Tate]

Not a fair comparison, Jack waited until his child was 5 or however old he was, I don't remember, before he tried to kill him.

 

[Random username]

I'm to high to put it together, nigger cook Okeechobee or whatever his name is. I'm high.

 

[Suetonius]

Did you know, Mr. Tomlinson, that your daughter is attempting to bring an outside party into this situation?

A mick. A mick podcaster.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Any time a woman feels that she has found a safe space to talk about being a victim of harassment or having a legitimate problem with stlakers

Heeeeere's Patty!

 

[MasterPosHonor]

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

All tweets and no work make Pat a fat pig.

 

[DanFielding]

P-I-G 12 to P-I-G 1