Pat insists I don't stalk him.

[guest]

 

[guest]

I'm so good at being me he can't ID me lol.

 

[Meownaw]

You're a gerbil made me howl.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

The biggest mind fuck Rick is going to experience is it’s actually boomias Dad texting him now.

 

[guest]

Good eye, Rick.

 

[guest]

Holy shit no excuse that I fucked up lol.

 

[Jenna]

Boomia texts Patrick, Patrick says the texter isn't Boomia, Boomia posts the convo.

Boomia W Patrick L

 

[Serious Business]

The truth is he’s developed a bond with Boomia. In a weird roundabout way almost as a friend. Like the scene in The Dark Knight when Joker tells Batman “I can’t kill you! What would I do without you?”

So now when he suspects an atalker of felony impersonation of Boomia he instinctively rushes to his friend’s defense.

 

[guest]

Boomia texts Patrick, Patrick says the texter isn't Boomia, Boomia posts the convo.

Boomia W Patrick L

My proof of life to him was a text exchange where he said I couldn't afford a retainer and would use a public defender and I said I probably have 25k in cash in my sock drawer you fat pauper, but I had just traded 20k USA like 2 days before so I only had 12k but I always have 20k Cad in the house so I fudged it. The funny part is there are so many exchanges I don't post thst are funny but they lack really good shit. He has to know it was me with the resending of that pic from like a month ago.

 

[New Name]

Please share them all @covidcumia they all have a place in history. God bless you and yours and thank you for everything you do :)

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Dats a lotta meatloaf!

 

[HotDogJoe]

‘Boomia’

All genuine stalking victims call their stalkers by a nickname. It’s how you know their situation is very serious.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Its so good. Boomia has to correct the record.

 

[HotDogJoe]

And my thausathge thingerths

 

[Brooke Shields]

Boomia changed his avatar and Patrick cant read, so therefore he's unaware that these are genuine Boomia posts

 

[Dog Eater]

Patrick referring to boomia by name instead of as a generic “stlaker” Is highly unsettling. He either really really really wants to see him in jail or he really is accidentally his friend.

 

[AliceWorquer]

My proof of life to him was a text exchange where he said I couldn't afford a retainer and would use a public defender and I said I probably have 25k in cash in my sock drawer you fat pauper, but I had just traded 20k USA like 2 days before so I only had 12k but I always have 20k Cad in the house so I fudged it. The funny part is there are so many exchanges I don't post thst are funny but they lack really good shit. He has to know it was me with the resending of that pic from like a month ago.

You need to put all of them in an ebook. You need to become a more successful author than Patrick. We can make it happen.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

Please share them all @covidcumia they all have a place in history. God bless you and yours and thank you for everything you do :)

At some point there will be a coffee table book with all the texts and I assume these special reserve conversations will be the added features.

 

[NoBacon]

My proof of life to him was a text exchange where he said I couldn't afford a retainer and would use a public defender and I said I probably have 25k in cash in my sock drawer you fat pauper, but I had just traded 20k USA like 2 days before so I only had 12k but I always have 20k Cad in the house so I fudged it. The funny part is there are so many exchanges I don't post thst are funny but they lack really good shit. He has to know it was me with the resending of that pic from like a month ago.

Is that how much it costs to feed the kids every week?