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Pat has never recovered from losing Meatloaf Mondays

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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the value bag garden salad with a filthy container on top of the greens

the room temperature white bread with cheap butter stuffed inbetween

the nuked mashed potatoes with a dollop of butter in the middle

the frozen meatloaf that looks right out of a hungry man container

the parsley haphazardly dumped on the entire plate to make it look appetizing.

the watered down coffee with a stirring spoon on the dirty bar counter

his fucking laptop on the bar with a fucking mouse

that will be $11.95 sir.

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always rib shattering. Pat is the flyover rube that zog INC targets with their media narratives to support current thing.
and he thinks he's a coastal elite living in a bustling metropolitan area with his finger on the pulse of the culture.
I've had.. by lines for slate, and huff post... fat buffoon consoomer. idiot.

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Salted Earth Truffle

Eric Hildeman poked my no-no hole when I was 5
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the value bag garden salad with a filthy container on top of the greens

the room temperature white bread with cheap butter stuffed inbetween
Who told them it was sanitary or remotely okay to plop containers that have been passed from sweaty hands to poop-dusted hands directly onto food? And these same dumb dildos probably still make a show of wearing masks in public. My contempt for them is endless.
 

TomFromNawlins

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the value bag garden salad with a filthy container on top of the greens

the room temperature white bread with cheap butter stuffed inbetween

the nuked mashed potatoes with a dollop of butter in the middle

the frozen meatloaf that looks right out of a hungry man container

the parsley haphazardly dumped on the entire plate to make it look appetizing.

the watered down coffee with a stirring spoon on the dirty bar counter

his fucking laptop on the bar with a fucking mouse

that will be $11.95 sir.

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always rib shattering. Pat is the flyover rube that zog INC targets with their media narratives to support current thing.
and he thinks he's a coastal elite living in a bustling metropolitan area with his finger on the pulse of the culture.
I've had.. by lines for slate, and huff post... fat buffoon consoomer. idiot.

:pig1
Milwaukee is a major city, child. On par with New York and LA.
 

HotDogJoe

Professional leech since 1994. Anyone can do it.
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By "that thing you like" does he mean helping him kidnap local black youths so they can be later turned into spiced pork products?

I'm just questions here, folks.
 
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