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Pat has me blocked. Anyone know how she's celebrating NYE?
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SHe’s having a great NYE!
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He’s probably riding high on dopamine + beer
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He realizes that he's as bad as the q people last time, right?
Edit. Trust the flan. Where we eat one we eat all (punching out)
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What the fuck is a quatloo?
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Sitting on twitter crying the sky is falling on NYE instead of getting drunk with friends and dropping a load in his wife's stinky twat. What a life.
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Comparing entirely different species to racism. He's the best. Don't take this idiot for granted.
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Pat finally admits he would rather fuck a dog than Niki.
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So what’s The Pig’s excuse? He’s got his basic needs met and, as we can all see, he’s at no risk of missing meals.
Why’s he so bitter, nasty, and combative then?
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Gee Pat, why do racists not like other races then? Would it be because of the threat to their safety? Aren't you afraid of niggers stealing your phone again so much that you always drive to the bars now? I hope they steal his life next time.
You know who else wasn't wary of dangerous things? The dodo. Look where that got those idiots.
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This is correct...the Iranians released the hostage right before Reagan was sworn in.
err I mean, HAHAHAHA holee shit am I rite guys, his take is uhh, FAT!
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Video of a dog killing a squirrel
There are a million videos like this online and they all tell the same story.
Racism is natural.
When living beings have their basic needs met and don't fear for their safety or next meal, they default to murder for shits and giggles.
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"Racism is unnatural because if you take two animals and place them in an unnatural situation from birth they may not eat each other. Source: i looked up 'cute animal shorts' on youtubes"
Very scientific hot take, pat. Now eat shit and enjoy the next 4 years of Trump as your president again.
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Lol, how is he such a moron? How does he not have a single internal mechanism for filtering these kinds if idiotic conclusions? There is no voice that says "hold that thought for a second, that doesn't seem right". He just assumes everything he thinks is correct the first time. No stress testing or troubleshooting needed.
Sure Rick. All animals default to love and mutual respect when their basic needs are met. That's how we've domesticated every single species. We sat them down, had a talk, and everything worked out fine. That's why chimp butlers and lap-wolverines are so popular nowadays. Now we know that a successful lion could go full vegan within 6 months if you gave it enough meat and respect. He's picked two absolute anomalies of the animal kingdom to prove this dumb point.
Dogs didn't default to anything retard, it took thousands of years of humans aborting every dog who tried to run too far in the wrong direction with their most natural instincts. Puppers wouldn’t exist if humans didn't violently colonise them. And capybaras are one of a very small handful of meme animals that can be unusually sociable in the wild for no real reason. Patrick is just a cretinous blowhard.
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Does Pat ever have fun? I know he's addicted to X but does he ever go out with family and friends? Do they entertain at their home? Can he go to a store and have normal human interaction? Will 2025 be his final descent into pure madness? So many questions and the answers are all fat.
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They get themselves all lathered up over these fantasy scenarios
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I was alive during Carter. He was a shit president and everyone knows this. He just happened to be a good person otherwise
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Yup but let's ignore the fact that they were there for 443 previous days under peanut boy and he couldn't free them
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His Malaise Speech was some of the pest politicking ever.