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Episode VII - The Pork AwakensPig Wars: Episode IV - A New Debt
Pig Wars: Episode V - The Debtor Strikes Back
Pig Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jerry
You know he's mad as shit when he's going "prison isn't even the worst thing that could happen to you, stlaker." He's just blurting out tough guy talk as a cope and he's too fucking dumb to realize that he's basically issuing death threats.What does he mean by saying the alternatives to enjoying prison are worse? Is he threatening to kill you?
The only death threats are to his own liver, arteries, and toilet though.You know he's mad as shit when he's going "prison isn't even the worst thing that could happen to you, stlaker." He's just blurting out tough guy talk as a cope and he's too fucking dumb to realize that he's basically issuing death threats.
Episode VIII - The Fat SweatyEpisode VII - The Pork Awakens
I racked my brain for a good 5 minutes and couldn’t think of one.Episode VIII - The Fat Sweaty
We aren't SWATTing ourselves, staIker.
Episode IX: The Rise of BMIEpisode VIII - The Fat Sweaty
Ribbing for R2found on r/secondbetterjudgementdebts
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I’d say getting killed for texting pat would be preferable to doing time for pat texting. The boys won’t be kind to an inmate doing time for whimsical texting. That’s worse than being a rat, I assume.Pat, just loves, using commas, in the wrong places.
What does he mean by saying the alternatives to enjoying prison are worse? Is he threatening to kill you?
Don’t you think you could get them on side if you had a chance to explain the bigger picture? Pig is oddly compelling, in a negative “Oh I see, I fucking hate him too” kind of way.I’d say getting killed for texting pat would be preferable to doing time for pat texting. The boys won’t be kind to an inmate doing time for whimsical texting. That’s worse than being a rat, I assume.
Outside chance, by the time you convinced someone you’ll have been gang raped several times and your teeth would be gone. I’ll take the pat texting death penalty over that. No safe spaces for the whimsical.Don’t you think you could get them on side if you had a chance to explain the bigger picture? Pig is oddly compelling, in a negative “Oh I see, I fucking hate him too” kind of way.
This guy on reddit, you mean, but yeah, I agree.I'm loving the gloves off, device turned all the way up approach Will Tate is taking to the pig lately TYFYS
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