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Pat Has Bespoke Replies for Redditor in Anticipation of Pay Quasi 2: Lynne's Paying For That One, Too!

Will Tate

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Chive Turkey

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What does he mean by saying the alternatives to enjoying prison are worse? Is he threatening to kill you?
You know he's mad as shit when he's going "prison isn't even the worst thing that could happen to you, stlaker." He's just blurting out tough guy talk as a cope and he's too fucking dumb to realize that he's basically issuing death threats.
 

'THE NIGGER MAN'

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You know he's mad as shit when he's going "prison isn't even the worst thing that could happen to you, stlaker." He's just blurting out tough guy talk as a cope and he's too fucking dumb to realize that he's basically issuing death threats.
The only death threats are to his own liver, arteries, and toilet though.
 

JebJoh

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Pat, just loves, using commas, in the wrong places.

What does he mean by saying the alternatives to enjoying prison are worse? Is he threatening to kill you?
I’d say getting killed for texting pat would be preferable to doing time for pat texting. The boys won’t be kind to an inmate doing time for whimsical texting. That’s worse than being a rat, I assume.
 

RickReternal

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I’d say getting killed for texting pat would be preferable to doing time for pat texting. The boys won’t be kind to an inmate doing time for whimsical texting. That’s worse than being a rat, I assume.
Don’t you think you could get them on side if you had a chance to explain the bigger picture? Pig is oddly compelling, in a negative “Oh I see, I fucking hate him too” kind of way.
 

JebJoh

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Don’t you think you could get them on side if you had a chance to explain the bigger picture? Pig is oddly compelling, in a negative “Oh I see, I fucking hate him too” kind of way.
Outside chance, by the time you convinced someone you’ll have been gang raped several times and your teeth would be gone. I’ll take the pat texting death penalty over that. No safe spaces for the whimsical.
 
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