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Imagine him rolling onto Niki after a night of Chubby's Cheesesteaks and 14 pints at Hooligans. "Niki, could you get the Buzzy Butt? I'm feeling frisky."
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Pat fucks
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Imagine him rolling onto Niki after a night of Chubby's Cheesesteaks and 14 pints at Hooligans. "Niki, could you get the Buzzy Butt? I'm feeling frisky."
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Imagine stealing my thread from me.
Nice hour-too-late thread, Boqster.
Back to the lab again, yo.
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Stop viewing my profile, faggot
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I think that I am missing some context, as A. I could read at 5 (proudly annoyed my parents reading from a He-Man comic that came with/one of the figures) and B. He's never been in the proximity of a child reading their first words -- especially his fucking own. So, it's gotta be about something else.
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He's blaming the low birthrate on trans-incels...
Very Pat like, to be wrong and incredibly insulting to his own gay allies
Very Pat like, to be wrong and incredibly insulting to his own gay allies
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pat's hate for transpeople is his worst character trait. someone let maia know that Owen A is a safespace where one will meet likeminded users.
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This fat faggot has reproduced. You can do anything kids!
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Lol this faggot doesnt even have a kid to call his own. 2 other men raised his daughter while he farted on twitter like a faggot. I hope Patrick likes ding dong ditching, because I'm gonna nigger knock him as a prank. Knock on the door and run to the bushes and hide and giggle. Fucking fatass nigger. Wait for the knock. It's a'comin
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BACK TO THE GRILL AGAIN
THE GRILL AGAIN
BACK TO THE GRILL AGAIN
THE GRILL AGAIN
ayo the grill be ga da CHA CHEE?
FRUH-KWEEz?
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Patrick is the poster child for ED.
Overweight (very)
Blood pressure issues
Face gets red easy
Short patience
Frustration and constant blaming of others
Constantly trying to assure others hes great at sex
Lets problems spiral out of control
Only had sex with 2 women (definitley true)
That or Nikki is a fucking miserable lay (possible) and Rick has no other option. A guy who has any sex life doesnt act like Rick.
He hasnt even quit twitter long enough to get a blowjob.
Overweight (very)
Blood pressure issues
Face gets red easy
Short patience
Frustration and constant blaming of others
Constantly trying to assure others hes great at sex
Lets problems spiral out of control
Only had sex with 2 women (definitley true)
That or Nikki is a fucking miserable lay (possible) and Rick has no other option. A guy who has any sex life doesnt act like Rick.
He hasnt even quit twitter long enough to get a blowjob.
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Pretty sure niki gets her rotten puss nigger knocked nightly.