Pat from Moonachie was an Insufferable Faggot

[Vito Carlucci]

He told shit jokes, but it was okay because he KNEW they were shit jokes!

I felt bad for this moron and his subpar living conditions until that day where they brought in some bitch to suck his pathetic dick. Fat trailer trash couldn’t shut his trap for 10 minutes to get blown. “Oh, you can’t find it? Guess the turtle’s enjoying his shell, meh heh meh meh.”

Shut the fuck up and cum in her mouth, stupid. Enough with taking lessons from Jim on self-deprecation.

I can easily say that I have more respect for Daniel “Bobo” Kurlan, Radio Star.

 

[Alex Zima]

Well then that means I have a lot in common with Pat from Moonachie

 

[Andy Elliott]

Baby bird was the only good thing he ever did. Though I never understood their fascination with visual bits on the radio, like the gay off

 

[FezzieAlwaysWins]

Meh, Pat was one of the better callers. Which isn't saying much.

 

[Turk February]

Meh, Pat was one of the better callers. Which isn't saying much.

Yeah. I was just gunna say. OnA never had good callers. Going to the phones was the most painful part of the show.

 

[Finger Trigger Attachment]

The whole "refusing to accept charity" shtick annoyed me.

You're not being stoic, stupid, you're being pretentious.

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

You shut your whore mouth Pat was a saint and may his soul rest in piss.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

He wasn’t awful but I never understood the reverence for him.

 

[Vito Carlucci]

Meh, Pat was one of the better callers. Which isn't saying much.

I’d rather listen to him than self-important “hey I’ve got an in with the guys” douchebags like Dugout Doug.

 

[Nana Cumia]

He told shit jokes, but it was okay because he KNEW they were shit jokes!

I felt bad for this moron and his subpar living conditions until that day where they brought in some bitch to suck his pathetic dick. Fat trailer trash couldn’t shut his trap for 10 minutes to get blown. “Oh, you can’t find it? Guess the turtle’s enjoying his shell, meh heh meh meh.”

Shut the fuck up and cum in her mouth, stupid. Enough with taking lessons from Jim on self-deprecation.

I can easily say that I have more respect for Daniel “Bobo” Kurlan, Radio Star.

Bobo was terrible in studio. The staff just gave him lines to say. He was a parrot.

On the phone he was funny when he just barreled through and didn't listened to anything. Just kept saying let me on the show and Jimmy would get mad.

 

[Vito Carlucci]

Bobo was terrible in studio. The staff just gave him lines to say. He was a parrot.

On the phone he was funny when he just barreled through and didn't listened to anything. Just kept saying let me on the show and Jimmy would get mad.

You are a fool.

“Mr. Maloonigan! Mr. Maloonigan! Mr. Maloonigan…got you on tape, heh heh.”

Pants = pissed

 

[Nana Cumia]

I’d rather listen to him than self-important “hey I’ve got an in with the guys” douchebags like Dugout Doug.

Dugout Doug was terrible. Everytime he called, i remember he would called himself the leader of the pests. how embarrassing. What did he do again that caused Nana to hate him? I just remember him making a new forum and then he just stopped calling in.

 

[Single Action Army]

Hrmph hrmph hramphff..

 

[Vito Carlucci]

Dugout Doug was terrible. Everytime he called, i remember he would called himself the leader of the pests. how embarrassing. What did he do again that caused Nana to hate him? I just remember him making a new forum and then he just stopped calling in.

He was a self-professed 29 year old office working failure who only “felt alive” when doing assaults.

There’s one clip in particular of him that I have to skip over whenever I re-listen to it, when they were fighting with Jim Philips and he was being a sarcastic douche to some reporter, as if he was at the level of OnA to be saying shit to ANYONE.

Honestly, doing that shit was probably fun, but don’t make it your entire personality you stupid faggot. Wouldn’t be surprised if he used that at bars to try and get laid by some 3s and 4s.

 

[LingerLonger]

Baby bird was the only good thing he ever did. Though I never understood their fascination with visual bits on the radio, like the gay off

Slow down. Gay Off was one of the funniest bits of all time just on radio alone. It's good for a listen every year easily plus the aftermath portion where they discuss just how desperate the contestants were. And most big O&A bits were 'theater of the mind' like Opie would say. You never really saw Homeless Shopping Spree or Physical Fitness Challenge or the Guitar Hero Contest but they were still great over the radio.

Bobo was terrible in studio.

Bobo was at his best when they were directing him. Like as the Fugitive or Physical Fitness Challenge. Or him heckling that magician. Obviously a low IQ mangled dick subhuman like Bobo could not be trusted on mic using his own intellect. "Optimus Prime Rib" still makes me laugh.