Pat Endures

[FrogmanKurlan]

“Pat was always here. Before funsters were. Pat waited for them. The ultimate retard; awaiting its ultimate tard wranglers.

That is the way it was, and will be.”

But seriously folkss. I remember ribbing the “no more post about that Patrick guy” because I just saw him as a retard on twitter. But Pat endures on like a force of nature. Almost like the wind. Existing for time immemorial. Until man harnessed it for his own means.

Just like at times we wonder if Pat Posting is dead. Im sure sailors have set around wondering if the wind will ever blow again.

Side note: I apologize to late Cormac McCarthy for bastardizing some of his greatest writing for this post.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Patrick will be Pfizer dead soon enough, yuk it up whilst he still fatly draws breath.

 

[Dog Eater]

Pat:
Mr. Tomlinson, you are the stlaker here. I recognize you. I saw your name in the police report. You, uh shot your wife and unborn daughter. And then you blew your brains out.

Rick:
That's strange, sir. I don't have any recollection of that at all.

Pat:
Mr. Tomlinson, you are the stlaker here.

Rick:
I'm sorry to differ with you, sir, but you are the stlaker. You've always been the stlaker. I should know, sir. I've always been here.

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

Fawk, after a few $4 whiskey Wednesday specials I got to thinking. Maybe I got it all turned around. The funsters are the wind, and Pat is merely the only man retarded enough to try and control it. Might need a little pot to figure this one out. Just a little bit little bit.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Fawk, after a few $4 whiskey Wednesday specials I got to thinking. Maybe I got it all turned around. The funsters are the wind, and Pat is merely the only man retarded enough to try and control it. Might need a little pot to figure this one out. Just a little bit little bit.

Imagine how much more combative Pat would be on Xanax. I wish he’d get addicted to benzos.

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

Imagine how much more combative Pat would be on Xanax. I wish he’d get addicted to benzos.

Never fucked around with the bars and the one person I know that used them heavily is basically a tranny now. I think he is nonbinary or whatever but he dresses like a chick now

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Never fucked around with the bars and the one person I know that used them heavily is basically a tranny now. I think he is nonbinary or whatever but he dresses like a chick now

Watching Ethan Ralph’s Xanax addiction unfold is enough to prevent me ever dabbling in that shit. But I’d love to see the full extent of Pat’s capacity to fly into a violent rage over nothing.

 

[eggfeller]

when you saw only one set of hoofprints, child, it was then that i carried you