Pat doesn't have

[DominusOdium]

No stlaker, this poll is just another of your delusions and will results in the arrest of everyone who answers once identified.

 

[Meownaw]

Closets

 

[FFWBTdad]

....an alibi for Bernell's murder

 

[ThatRetardWhoDoxxdHimself]

I got halfway down the list and realized you’re just being mean.

 

[FurBurger]

Why does it say "I don't have"?

 

[DominusOdium]

Why does it say "I don't have"?

We playin fat faggot madlibs

Breaking News: Pat "does not have breastsroke"

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[Clint Ruin]

I would add "an adult-sized penis"

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

 

[guest]

Muscles
Testosterone
Brains
A bank account
A sexual conquest count above 2
An attractive hairstyle
Fashion sense
A respectable half-marathon PR

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Depressing. Pat is a human calamity.

 

[guest]

Don’t forget his stunning lack of dignity too




,child

 

[Sputnik]

So would you guys say this Pat guy is maybe unsuccessful?

 

[SensibleKeks]

Give it a few months and than you can add house to that list.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

An active metabolism

Portion control

A robust, healthy hairline

A grip

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Erections

 

[DanFielding]

A dentist
A cool car
A masculine speaking voice
A healthy liver

 

[guest]

Erections

Also the ability to look down and see his penis

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Both floors of his half house to Quasi