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I think he’s lost it
Also Peter is a faggot.
Also Peter is a faggot.
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Pat claims were responsible for SIX bomb threats
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He loves to OBSUFICIATE the facts. Half of these bomb threats didn’t happen. The other half did happen but didn’t affect him. I’d love to hear him explain how a bomb threat in Reno where his name wasn’t even used is terrorizing him.
Then obviously you have to ask. Why would someone telling the truth about their situation lie in the first place? If you want people to believe you you’d just state the facts and wouldn’t make it out to be bigger than it is. All it does it make people question you. But as we all know Pat hates being questioned even in the slightest and will freak out when people don’t blindly believe everything he says.
Then obviously you have to ask. Why would someone telling the truth about their situation lie in the first place? If you want people to believe you you’d just state the facts and wouldn’t make it out to be bigger than it is. All it does it make people question you. But as we all know Pat hates being questioned even in the slightest and will freak out when people don’t blindly believe everything he says.
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Get new material, fatty!
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He can’t even keep his stories straight, that 43rd wasn’t even at his house and he counted the fire department being near his house as a double swat.
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Pete tried to talk some sense into piggy, doesn’t go well
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Didn’t he also say on one of those appearances nobody is looking into identifying us?
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He knows we love the title comedy dickheads! He reads Owen!
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I really don’t understand how he thinks everyone who ever tweeted/texted on Reddit/etc will be held liable for these SWATTings and bomb threats if they didn’t do it. Does he honestly believe there is a RICO case coming down the pike to tie everyone together?
Like if that Tor fella is caught how the fuck would that send boomia/honey badger to jail? If they never even had any contact with Tor? Just because they have a dislike of some fat scifi author in common?
Idk Ricky seems like a pretty flimsy RICO
Like if that Tor fella is caught how the fuck would that send boomia/honey badger to jail? If they never even had any contact with Tor? Just because they have a dislike of some fat scifi author in common?
Idk Ricky seems like a pretty flimsy RICO
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I like Peter. It seems like Pat is intent on burning that bridge Leslie-style. Saw that coming weeks ago. Pat can’t tolerate anyone who acknowledges atalker personhood.
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On the podcast, this is his timeline of the Patti Labelle day:
1. Patrick & Niki are swatted a couple times during the day.
2. They attend a showing of Christmas Carol, which they do every year.
3. A bomb threat is called into Patti's concert, she's ushered off stage.
4. Patrick and Niki enjoy their play and head home without incident.
5. At around midnight, a detective pulls up and rings their doorbell.
6. Pat & Niki assume it's another SWAT attempt and tell him to leave.
7. The detective says he's not there to SWAT them, but rather to let them know that the Patti bomb threat was made under his name.
8. The detective leaves.
Does that make any sense? A detective making house calls in the middle of the night, to share details of an active investigation with someone who'd be considered a suspect? Someone you can very much expect to spread this info across his social media.
Even just the fucking detective. This cannot wait til morning! I must drive over to Oakland Ave and inform Patrick of this immediately!
1. Patrick & Niki are swatted a couple times during the day.
2. They attend a showing of Christmas Carol, which they do every year.
3. A bomb threat is called into Patti's concert, she's ushered off stage.
4. Patrick and Niki enjoy their play and head home without incident.
5. At around midnight, a detective pulls up and rings their doorbell.
6. Pat & Niki assume it's another SWAT attempt and tell him to leave.
7. The detective says he's not there to SWAT them, but rather to let them know that the Patti bomb threat was made under his name.
8. The detective leaves.
Does that make any sense? A detective making house calls in the middle of the night, to share details of an active investigation with someone who'd be considered a suspect? Someone you can very much expect to spread this info across his social media.
Even just the fucking detective. This cannot wait til morning! I must drive over to Oakland Ave and inform Patrick of this immediately!
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Don't talk to the felons, Peter.
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I assumed the detective was there to question them as persons of interest and Patrick is lying or didn’t understand what was actually happening. Showing up in the middle of the night could be detective shit to catch them off guard (tip: Pat is always not at his best, Detective) or just a random lie-detail Pat threw in to heighten the drama.
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He doesn't think that, he's just extremely insane and autistic so he repeats shit over and over again to self-soothe. Whenever he's asked to explicitly explain the logic behind anything he says he childs them and repeats one of his stock lines like the broken brained mongoloid he is.
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It only makes sense if they were there to question him for doing it himself.
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See that's what makes it suspect to me. He loves to latch on to police "mistreatment" - they pointed guns and ballistic shields in our faces! They try to kick down my door!
"A detective showed up in the middle of the night to question/interrogate me over a bomb threat!" is another one of those juicy soundbites. So why lie and say the detective came over solely to deliver you the news?
It is possible he had no idea he was being interrogated. Just a friendly after-hours chat with an officer, nothing I admit can be used against me!
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Uh oh, Peter isn’t believing Pat’s nonsense
I can’t tell if he’s lost it or he’s told himself this so many times he believes it.
I can’t tell if he’s lost it or he’s told himself this so many times he believes it.
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You’re right, it doesn’t hang together unless you fill in blanks and squint your eyes and tilt your head. A very Tomlinson Tale. He’s too dumb and hungover to even craft a coherent narrative, sadly.
@IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 please apologize to Peter. Peter eats pussy for breakfast lunch and dinner.
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Peter is based
Yeah he slighted Biscuit the Dog but he's currently dunking on Fatty for thinking us "Comedy Dickheads" are SwaTTTTTTing him. Pat's getting mad, red, sweaty, and disgusting.
Peter's /ourguy/ now, don't go after him -- this is 100% a Leslie 2.0 situation brewing, lets not fuck it up.
Yeah he slighted Biscuit the Dog but he's currently dunking on Fatty for thinking us "Comedy Dickheads" are SwaTTTTTTing him. Pat's getting mad, red, sweaty, and disgusting.
Peter's /ourguy/ now, don't go after him -- this is 100% a Leslie 2.0 situation brewing, lets not fuck it up.