Pat called in a few desperation SWATs during his courtroom humiliation

[BudDickman]

Not that anyone gives a fuck anymore, but it looks like Pat threw a hail mary by SWATTTing himself on judgement day:

MKE Police Department Call Logs

 

[Honey Badger]

He’s yet to publicly address those as opposed to literally every other time he’s self-SWATted. Maybe some jokesters from Reddit or kiwifarms will confront him about it via Twitter/text and uncover the truth

 

[Blurry Niki Enthusiast]

Considering how the court is approximately a 10 minute drive from the half-hovel, I assume the 9:51am call was him oinking to be escorted by the police for his own protection?

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

Pat is on the radar of some people who actually find this shit funny now. Dan's kiwi farms side piece Elaine is in to that shit and she seems like she's nuts.

 

[HeyItsVos]

Pat is on the radar of some people who actually find this shit funny now. Dan's kiwi farms side piece Elaine is in to that shit and she seems like she's nuts.

That’s why it’s too late for Pat now. He’s gotten the attention of too many weirdos.

 

[guest]

I'm pretty sure both of those were police escorts that Terrified Tough guy Pat requested.

 

[PickleRickle]

Imagine wanting the same people to escort you that you are trying to George Floyd yourself with? Never change, Rick.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Wasting tax dollars because he is pretending he is in fear for his safety.

 

[The Talking Dead]

Him swatting himself has become so boringly predictable by now that I'd forgot that one even happened until you just mentioned it.

 

[FFWBTdad]

He’s yet to publicly address those as opposed to literally every other time he’s self-SWATted. Maybe some jokesters from Reddit or kiwifarms will confront him about it via Twitter/text and uncover the truth

sure hope those at r/FFwBT can get to the bottom of this

 

[firstimelongtime]

A little suspicious as:

1. Pat knew where he was going to be, and when. Not home on the morning of the 28th.
2. Everyone here also knew where he was going to be, and when. Again, not home at that particular time on that particular date.
3. Even the KF crowd who follow his thread obviously knew this as well.

So what the point? I mean, if anyone has a point for doing something so retarded, dangerous and lame.

That said, the only reason (and the best) explanation to why it’s not Pat is the obvious one. He would have fucked up by now, if not on the first attempt.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Him swatting himself has become so boringly predictable by now that I'd forgot that one even happened until you just mentioned it.

He cried " wolf" too many times and nobody cares. All he can do is xeet about whatever he can find to be outraged about while watching cape shit.
I bet he is self soothing with booze and Disney+. He always runs to binge watch star wars,star trek, marvel shit when he takes a big loss.

 

[RoTheHo69]

They call it the SWET team back at the station house because Niki's pussy smells like old sweat and unwashed dogs.

 

[firstimelongtime]

He’s yet to publicly address those as opposed to literally every other time he’s self-SWATted. Maybe some jokesters from Reddit or kiwifarms will confront him about it via Twitter/text and uncover the truth

Hm. Now that’s steering away from Pat if he didn’t Welp 40-whatever it. Hmmmmm.