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Pat awkwardly hits on a girl at the bar

BudDickman

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Women love it when watermelon-headed fat dorks comment on their physical appearance but don't even have the balls say to something interesting.

I would have said just "Nice legs", or something, which is bold and not lame, but you can't pull that off if you're a vomit inducing slob like Pat. If you look like Pat, just keep your fat mouth shut.

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Sputnik

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That lady is the best looking thing at that bar by a wide margin so she's used to and probably loves the attention. Look at the mong to her left, I know its Wisconsin but rarely do women go out dulled up with a guy who looks like he just got done pumping gas.

Nice beefers though.
 

EraGodless

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Patrick hitting on girls always reminds me of this SNL skit- The Bloater Brothers. It's Patrick and Gassers at Hootters type bar:

 
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