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It's completely unbelievable that someone who would put 'Fonald Plump' in his book would also put the 'Xus' and 'Borg Doros'.
BTW, the review the guy is referring to was the top review on Amazon at the time.
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Pat argues with someone about Fonald Plump
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It's completely unbelievable that someone who would put 'Fonald Plump' in his book would also put the 'Xus' and 'Borg Doros'.
BTW, the review the guy is referring to was the top review on Amazon at the time.
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This never fails to send me into orbit.
The first time I read this review I was in an airport and I laughed so hard that I was crying and my face was red and some woman came up to me to ask if I was okay.
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"169 based retards found this helpful"
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That review is written better than anything the fat faggot has ever published.
Also, I bet Pig popped a blood vessel when Tall Paul called him a "little baby."
Also, I bet Pig popped a blood vessel when Tall Paul called him a "little baby."
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He fucking tagged Biden and Harris in that last one, as if the first sentence wasn't enough of an embarrassment. Dear Lord this man is a fucking clown.
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I love how he just expects everyone to know about the reviews being left by redditors are a joke. The way he talks to the uninitiated is just mind boggling. He wants sympathy doesn't he?
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The argument would hold a lot more water if there weren't 5 star reviews he'd left for himself
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Reminder that this book has the character 'Firstname Lastname'
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Reminder that the author has the nickname "Fat Faggot With Bitch Tits"
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Tagging irrelevant accounts is such an underrated bit, especially when it’s NASA and Lori Lightfoot.
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I'd be interested in seeing Pat try to write a character drama. No gimmicks or bullshit, just a story about some people going through shit. I think he'd write like three pages until he started getting nosebleeds.
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It would be 3 Pat's throwing shitty quips to each other in a bar.
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And it wasn’t a blatant rip-off of the Idiocracy gag because he hates Idiocracy.
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I just can't imagine why so many people fuck with him.
If it ever turns out all these "death threats" he's been lying about getting despite having a full voicemail, are actually real and come from some random person he was an asshole to online that doesn't even browse kiwifarms let alone here, my ribs will never recover.
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I think he's devoid of inner turmoil, circumspection, or empathy (legit empathy not retarded pandering twitter takes for likes). It's why all of his characters are wooden- or rather cardboard cutouts if what he thinks real people act like (including the pithy dialogue). He stinks at writing and I'm glad the fag who gave him a 100k advance is no longer in the publishing industry.
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He hates it because he doesn't understand satire. He's also humorless. While I'm not one of the morons who thinks it's a documentary, it's still a good movie and it makes some good points. Ufortunately, the studio completely fucked Mike Judge over in marketing it and supporting it (just like they did with Office Space). Funny how both movies have become cult classics.
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It’s probably the best of all the reviews, tied with “not good”