Pat and niki's anniversary is one day after joe and Adrienne's

[captain_kamala]

No heartfelt message this year. Do you think they even celebrated?

 

[captain_kamala]

Nevermind it's not their wedding anniversary its the one night stand

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

“Jagged edges of my broken self”

Nice fall out boy lyrics you fucking fruit.

 

[Jenna]

Tell me I didn't need fixing because there was nothing wrong with me

Just textbook relationship shit between a narcissist and their enabling partner. I need somebody who tells me I'm perfect and there's nothing wrong with me!

 

[porquedealer]

I just need someone to tell me there is nothing wrong with me

I wonder if she has changed her mind since then?

 

[ViVillHaVin!]

She's to blame, huh?

 

[guest]

Make your anniversary with your wife more about you, you self-absorbed fat queen.

 

[Blurry Niki Enthusiast]

Nevermind it's not their wedding anniversary its the one night stand

One night stand, awkward brunch and 9/11 reference all in one xeet.

 

[CompoundBasement]

Nice bankrupt, depressed, second wife who settled for you stupid.

 

[CompoundBasement]

Nevermind it's not their wedding anniversary its the one night stand

Let's be honest, he made up for it in his book dedication to her and her mother.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

"The thing about you Patrick, is there's nothing wrong with you."

 

[NigelCumia]

The one night stand, Pat and Niki wedding, the 3rd better wedding, Norm/11, and Apostlegate.

This long weekend belongs to the fatman

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Just textbook relationship shit between a narcissist and their enabling partner. I need somebody who tells me I'm perfect and there's nothing wrong with me!

Very true, people in relationships usually say how their significant other made them a better person but not Pat! He’s perfect and Niki is the one that has to deal with him the way he is.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

She's to blame, huh?

To be fair they’re both awful people.

 

[SFWA liaison]

2011 chronology:

05-14-2011: THE LAPPENING

07-19-2011: joint filing for divorce

08-10-2011: arrested after being credibly accused of planning to murder his ex and newborn baby

09-10-2011: had gross sex with Nikki

09-14-2011: was found guilty in court due to the incident

12-13-2011: divorce finalized

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

One night stand, awkward brunch and 9/11 reference all in one xeet.

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Don't forget she gave you herp too!
Fucked 2 married 2

 

[ViVillHaVin!]

To be fair they’re both awful people.

After Ade dumped him he seems to have had a moment of self reflection, but Niki put a stop to that. He's perfect!

 

[FatPatsBaps]

He had sex with his soon-to-be wife the day before Flight 11 crashed into the North Tower, child.

 

[DominusOdium]

No heartfelt message this year. Do you think they even celebrated?

10 years ago I finally found a woman codependent enough to tell me I was perfect and there is nothing about myself I should fix or improve.

Since then we've farted, lost careers, Paid Quasi, vandalized my own motorcycle, made asses of ourselves in Europe and lived in a halfhovel.

Love having sex with you, my clinically depressed day drunk.

 

[SFWA liaison]

Sir, a second, better plane hit the second, better tower