Pat actually got trolled into buying his shitty house

[BudDickman]

In April 2018, he's extolling the virtues of renting:

https://nitter.net/stealthygeek/status/987754649078943746

Seven months later, they decide to buy the house:

https://assessments.milwaukee.gov/SearchResults.asp?SearchParcel=3200801000

 

[guest]

"my wife and I aren't interested in being tied down to one location while both our careers continue to grow."

So he admits their careers stopped growing after norm/11.

 

[captain_kamala]

I hate big city cosmopolitan pat

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Whatever he’s doing is the best and smartest thing to do. He was renting because their credit was way too shitty to buy anything. Then the owner snookered them into buying the place for way more than it was worth and suddenly being a homeowner is the greatest thing you can do.

 

[DominusOdium]

Yeah owning property would really stop that jetsetting celebrity lifestyle you and your frump were living.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

"my wife and I aren't interested in being tied down to one location while both our careers continue to grow."

So he admits their careers stopped growing after norm/11.

Why would a health/life insurance salesman who also writes shitty science fiction and a woman who writes blog posts for other business need to have the "flexibility to move on short notice"? Did he think he was going to land a tv series/movie and need to move to LA or NYC? Guess that dream got dashed mere months later.

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

Why would a health/life insurance salesman who also writes shitty science fiction and a woman who writes blog posts for other business need to have the "flexibility to move on short notice"? Did he think he was going to land a tv series/movie and need to move to LA or NYC? Guess that dream got dashed mere months later.

 

[Stent]

Whatever he’s doing is the best and smartest thing to do.

Yes, child. Owning an old busted Mustang in Milwaukee is the smart thing to do. It's a collector's piece destined for a museum once they offer me a million dollars for it. Hush now. Enjoy prison.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Why would a health/life insurance salesman who also writes shitty science fiction and a woman who writes blog posts for other business need to have the "flexibility to move on short notice"? Did he think he was going to land a tv series/movie and need to move to LA or NYC? Guess that dream got dashed mere months later.

Of course. Same reason they couldn't have children and not because they're two fat, lazy slobs who would get drunk and spend money on Baby Yoda Pogs instead of diapers.

 

[firstimelongtime]

Might as well be renting as I doubt they have fuck-all in equity. And I’m sure the MKE slum market can’t be over-performing.

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

And I’m sure the MKE slum market can’t be over-performing.

You don't think the shot spotters and government housing next door increase the value of their lovely abode? Well what about the vegetable garden, then?

 

[firstimelongtime]

You don't think the shot spotters and government housing next door increase the value of their lovely abode? Well what about the vegetable garden, then?

Or the fire pit complete with a stack of pressure treated wood to burn.

 

[RickReternal]

Or the fire pit complete with a stick of pressure treated wood to burn.

Illegal fire pit.

 

[guest]

"my wife and I aren't interested in being tied down to one location while both our careers continue to grow."

Yeah, I think I remember reading that Warren Buffet said something similar. Oh wait, he's lived in the same house since the 1950s. Maybe he'd be successful if he moved around more.

 

[The Talking Dead]

"my wife and I aren't interested in being tied down to one location while both our careers continue to grow."

So he admits their careers stopped growing after norm/11.

Too busy to be a homeowner and too busy to have kids. Not too busy to tweet 100 times every day though. *points at head*

Fat cunt.

 

[Alexis de Torqueville]

He legit thought he’d be getting rich and moving to LA

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

He legit thought he’d be getting rich and moving to LA

This 100%. He thought he was catching the trump hate wave but then hid from Ben Shapiro and this place found him LOL

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He legit thought he’d be getting rich and moving to LA

Little did he know that a few years later he would have court fees for himself and the defendant that amount to at least his first 3 book contract. His "career" has taken a huge nosedive since he thought he was on top of the world.