Pat’s next Con

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Oh, here comes Ray with his O-PIN-ION
When you hear the sound of oinking outside the convention center, you ask yourself: the sound of dinner, or an obese penny novel "writer" screaming at one side of a two-sided political coin that cares not for his existence?

And somewhere in America, a Bovine in a SAMCRO outfit pops a rod as he watches DeSantis say absolutely nothing of value on Fox News.
 

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"One night of silliness"
Remember when overexcited pretend sports fan Pat had a "look at me" moment in a bar in front of local TV news cameras when his team got to the finals of something or other? He's bound to do something similar when TV news descends on his town to cover this, politics being his wheelhouse n all, he'll feel like all the attention should be on him. He will make a complete prick of himself again.
 
Remember when overexcited pretend sports fan Pat had a "look at me" moment in a bar in front of local TV news cameras when his team got to the finals of something or other? He's bound to do something similar when TV news descends on his town to cover this, politics being his wheelhouse n all, he'll feel like all the attention should be on him. He will make a complete prick of himself again.
It's insane how he manages to appear in all Hooligans media:
- TV news story at Hooligans about Brewers pennant win, where superfan Pat makes an appearance along with the bar owner's son.
- Article about grand reopening, where Pat has wasted no time in re-setting up his workspace at the bar.
- Google Maps street view, where Pat is riding home drunk on his scooter with a backpack for his laptop.
- Random photo of Hooligans outdoor dining section. This is the only photo I've ever seen where Pat resembles a normal human.
 
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