Pam is a gullible idiot

Uncle Floyd

"But now you're getting sued kinda stupid"
It would be hilarious if it somehow came out that they were already deep into a passionate sexual affair at the time of the Lappening but I guess not. I suspect that the picture captured Fat's dynamite-in-the-mailbox-Butterfly-Effect moment. Fat, Ade, Jumbo Joint Jon, Annabel, the two Snyder boys, even Drinky. Everyone involved had their lives changed the second that angel-faced temptress got sick of being married to a closeted, inebriated failure and sat on a real man's lap.
Children on Santa's lap don't know the same joy Ade felt on Jon's.
 
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