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Owen A Forms Official NHL Playoffs thread

Brooke Shields

Patrick Tomlinson hates me because I am a woman
I was gonna start a playoffs thread but figured no one cared lol. I don't have a team anymore but since I'm Canadian I still love watching playoff hockey. Loved the Clifford dirty hit/game misconduct. That's how you set the tone Happy Gilmore style

in the video game this is still a no-penalty unless the AI refs decide it's the elusive random boarding call

 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
I used to go pretty hard on NHL. Took the last couple years off since my team isnt doing so well and it takes a ton of time to watch every game. The playoff are usually always good stuff even if your team isnt in it.
 
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JoshFromMichigan

I miss Norm
I've always thought the NHL playoffs were the most fun to watch. Detroit missed out again this year but I think they're finally heading in the right direction. Looking forward to having meaningful games soon.
 
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Big fawkin' Avs fan here. Grew up loving Patrick Roy, Sakic, Forsberg etc. Enjoyed watching Colorado butt-rape the Predators last night. However, as is the case with the Avs every since they last won the cup, they'll be unstoppable in the 1st round and shit the bed to an inferior team in the 2nd. At least Vegas isn't in it this year. I hate those faggots. The only good thing about them is their former rinkside reporter:

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Tortfeasor

fat sped
Grapes is a fucking legend. Mel/Colin/Scorch level brotherman. I was already well on the way but my true hatred of Canada kicked in when he got fired for the immigrants/remembrance poppy comments.




The fact he was fired is a national disgrace. If you watch what he said it was literally nothing even remotely offensive. He talked about "non-poppy-wearers" and fucking retards were like "he clearly means immigrants, he's a racist!!!". So he should lose his job because you're having schizophrenic delusions.
 

aRTie02150

STEP OFF!
The fact he was fired is a national disgrace. If you watch what he said it was literally nothing even remotely offensive. He talked about "non-poppy-wearers" and fucking retards were like "he clearly means immigrants, he's a racist!!!". So he should lose his job because you're having schizophrenic delusions.
Well now we got women analyzing the games.

Hillary Knight has Weird Al hair.
 
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Thank fucking god we won the cup in 2018. It’s insane how much these losers choke.
 
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