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Overheard heavily obese chick at mcdonalds complaining to her friend that theres no good guys on dating apps

Professor Rape

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goo gobbler said:
i unironically get mad when i look at likes on dating apps and can tell who it is when they pop up and it's an obese bitch.. that they would even think they have a chance with the goo man is infuriating

singles moms too. you had a kid, you're in the same category now cunt
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Thr most satisfying rejection i ever gave was when a chick revealed to me shes a single mom and said "i didnt tell you earlier coz i know its a turn off for guys" and i said "youre right, it is" and unmatched her lol
 
PickleRickle

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You are not a glowie. You are just stupid.
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Professor Frink said:
Thr most satisfying rejection i ever gave was when a chick revealed to me shes a single mom and said "i didnt tell you earlier coz i know its a turn off for guys" and i said "youre right, it is" and unmatched her lol
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Ask her if the idea of continuing someone elses paused movie sounds like a thrilling experience.
 
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PickleRickle said:
Ask her if the idea of continuing someone elses paused movie sounds like a thrilling experience.
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Im going to mess with dating app chicks again soon. Theyre not real people even if theyre not fat. Shinkleboutit... if they were quality women, wouldnt guys be approaching them irl? Why would they need to use an app?

Ive asked that to women on apps before (but in a nicer way) and they always give thr same stutterin response. "Oh haha yeh true guys do ask me out sometimes but like im always busy at work, so i never go out...."
 
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Professor Frink said:
Im going to mess with dating app chicks again soon. Theyre not real people even if theyre not fat. Shinkleboutit... if they were quality women, wouldnt guys be approaching them irl? Why would they need to use an app?

Ive asked that to women on apps before (but in a nicer way) and they always give some stutteterin response. "Oh haha yeh true guys do ask me out sometimes but like im always busy at work, so i never go out...."
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Fuckin' sluts are horrible. I had this one chick use her ex-husbands coverage that she was still under, to get an IUD in her, so that I could bust. Isnt that fuckin' awful?
 
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Or when a fatty says she'll only "date" guys over six feet tall who make mid-six figures and own a beach home or a boat. Hey Tubby, those guys are fucking hot girls, not lard buckets. The only time a dating app ever worked for me, I authored the most hateful, over the top angry ad I could, and ended up meeting the only one who thought it was hilarious. Every self-righteous, "who hurt you?" reply was from a fatty.
 
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satanssockpuppet said:
Or when a fatty says she'll only "date" guys over six feet tall who make mid-six figures and own a beach home or a boat. Hey Tubby, those guys are fucking hot girls, not lard buckets. The only time a dating app ever worked for me, I authored the most hateful, over the top angry ad I could, and ended up meeting the only one who thought it was hilarious. Every self-righteous, "who hurt you?" reply was from a fatty.
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Don’t read into it too much, they just say that because actual hot girls say it. They’d fuck Beetlejuice in a second if he machine gun laughed at something they said
 
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Professor Frink said:
Btw im not fat, i was only at mcdonalds asking for directions on how to get away from there
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No need to apologise. Personally, I can never get fat off that shit. Ate fast food maybe 10 times before the age of 14. Thanks, strict parents who insisted on home-cooked meals and real food restaurants!

The current thinking is that the diet you're exposed to in the first 10 years of your life dictates your growth/hormones/metabolism etc more than anything else.
 
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I always loved how 100% of the time you'd be swiping through a dating app, you'd see at least one fat bitch letting you know "I'm a bigger girl and I'm happy with my body so if you're not into plus sized women, keep moving." That's exactly what they're going to do, retard. They'll swipe left and forget they ever saw you. People aren't just matching with fat chicks to message them like "Ew, eat a salad, lardass." Maybe if you weren't an outwardly unpleasant, insecure bitch in your profile you might find someone desperate enough to be in a relationship with you or even find some horny good looking guy that would throw you a pity fuck.
 
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Professor Frink said:
Thr most satisfying rejection i ever gave was when a chick revealed to me shes a single mom and said "i didnt tell you earlier coz i know its a turn off for guys" and i said "youre right, it is" and unmatched her lol
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I think this is how I got banned from Tinder. It was either shitting on a single mom or someone fat. Probably both.
 
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