Our work asked us for suggestions for group activities. I said paintballing. The activity coordinator said great idea and we'll do that.

[guest]

I just found out she set up fucking "laser tag". Wtf that shit is not paintballing, that's gay.

I'm not going.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

I just found out she set up fucking "laser tag". Wtf that shit is not paintballing, that's gay.

I'm not going.

I don't go to any work shit unless I get paid. Why would I want to hang out doing shit I don't want to do with people I like 1 in 80 of? Maybe if they did something interesting like get blackout drunk, talk race realism, and how useless women are at work.

 

[AntSucks]

You're lucky, your work must not have a lot of fat people. They'd have protested by now and you would probably end up at a themed restaurant.

 

[guest]

Go for the eyes

 

[guest]

I don't go to any work shit unless I get paid. Why would I want to hang out doing shit I don't want to do with people I like 1 in 80 of? Maybe if they did something interesting like get blackout drunk, talk race realism, and how useless women are at work.

We get paid for it, but it's still not worth it to go to these things.

 

[guest]

You're lucky, your work must not have a lot of fat people. They'd have protested by now and you would probably end up at a themed restaurant.

The funny thing is we do a new "activity" every month and it's always fucking themed restaurants to the point where people complained. I was one of those people. She asked why I never go and I said because I'm trying to stick to a fucking meal plan over here.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

You're lucky, your work must not have a lot of fat people. They'd have protested by now and you would probably end up at a themed restaurant.

Yeah that pisses me off too. Every "reward" is food. Listen you fat fucks. I'm not food motivated like a dog. Money or time off or fuck off. No more of this free shitty food delivered in a steam tray as a reward for saving the company money.

 

[guest]

Yeah that pisses me off too. Every "reward" is food. Listen you fat fucks. I'm not food motivated like a dog. Money or time off or fuck off. No more of this free shitty food delivered in a steam tray as a reward for saving the company money.

"Come to this meeting, we have lots of donuts!"

Thanks that sugar rush will help me concentrate on my work.

 

[Coonskin]

Paintball is indeed gay

Consider yourself lucky you didn’t embarrass yourself showing off your tacticool armor to the newbies

 

[guest]

Paintball is indeed gay

Consider yourself lucky you didn’t embarrass yourself showing off your tacticool armor to the newbies

What's a better activity then. Some asshole suggested an escape room.

 

[aRTie02150]

I got shot in the cheek and back of neck with a paintball gun and haven't like it since.

 

[NoBacon]

I don't go to any work shit unless I get paid. Why would I want to hang out doing shit I don't want to do with people I like 1 in 80 of? Maybe if they did something interesting like get blackout drunk, talk race realism, and how useless women are at work.

Ur speaking my language buddy

 

[Coonskin]

What's a better activity then. Some asshole suggested an escape room.

Axe throwing bar - gay but excuse to drink

Goat yoga - see your sexy coworkers in tight pants

Gym - left alone and the only one I’d actually attend


Corporate activities are gay

 

[guest]

Axe throwing bar - gay but excuse to drink

Goat yoga - see your sexy coworkers in tight pants

Gym - left alone and the only one I’d actually attend


Corporate activities are gay

I work in tech, all the "chicks" are trannies or streetshitters.

Axe throwing bar would be cool, good idea.

 

[guest]

remember when they tricked us into thinking "work from home" is the future...LOL

 

[Cuphead]

Nobody over the age of 12 has any business playing laser tag

 

[guest]

remember when they tricked us into thinking "work from home" is the future...LOL

There is no plan or agenda. Besides Israel first.

 

[LingerLonger]

Paintball is indeed gay

Consider yourself lucky you didn’t embarrass yourself showing off your tacticool armor to the newbies

This goes back to the WBAB days maybe. But Anthony and his friends had a nationally ranked paintball team and were obsessed with the 'sport' and used to argue with listeners about it. This was very rarely brought up on the show but there are some clips and stories. Anthony and Jim also paid to play paintball against the cast of The Wire one time.

 

[not that Jack Horner]

why dont you suggest a kids drag show