Which is why I vote we let this play out. The insanity Joe spouts off during this will be far more epic than any satisfaction we would get from blowing it up.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
Our Cow Will Be Leaving Us Soon
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Please clap.
He’s such a wholesome lolcow compared to Pat. It would be nice to have a palate cleanser on standby.
Need know name sea cow ship
Someone here said it was probably Princess Cruise Line (PCL) based on the itinerary but I did call their booking department and there was no listing for a Joe or JosepH Cumia. Many of the shows/acts that the booker said were on that cruise were more like brand name shows/bands so maybe Cumia doesn't make the cut to be mentioned.
I think a better avenue would be to call the talent booking department to see if he is on there.
Please don't blow this up. I can't wait to see how JOE fucks it up himself.
He's going to be expecting the rock star treatment even though he's going to be in the smallest cabin shitting in a toilet that is essentially a bucket. He will spend his days, again, walking around this boat like he's the actual Edge. His coworkers will lose patience in around 2 weeks and complain. Management will have to figure out how to keep him busy during the day so he doesn't make the crew nuts. He will be mopping floors by day and playing guitar at night.
Let him fuck this up on his own.
He's going to be expecting the rock star treatment even though he's going to be in the smallest cabin shitting in a toilet that is essentially a bucket. He will spend his days, again, walking around this boat like he's the actual Edge. His coworkers will lose patience in around 2 weeks and complain. Management will have to figure out how to keep him busy during the day so he doesn't make the crew nuts. He will be mopping floors by day and playing guitar at night.
Let him fuck this up on his own.
wait til he experiences how The Help on a cruise get treated....What ship is it?
he won't have connection out at sea will he? imagine how furious that will make him
The Amistad.
I never tire of reading his litany of complaints about the people who are foolish enough to book him.
Hey, asshole. No manager in his right mind is going to make special accommodations for the old hagfriend of the performer while their regular customers get whatever tables they’re given. Not that there’s ever any competition to be close to you. Bitching nonstop is your brand at this point. No wonder you’re relegated to fruit stands and now have to leave the country just to get booked. I wish you were physically fit enough to do a swan dive onto the lower deck.