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Our Bovine has a hoof injury.

Torque’sHeadBump

(Voluntarily) torqued boomer
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The sweaty-breasted buffoon tried to "beat" his disgusting foot infection, presumably via a combination of his encyclopedic knowledge base of common sense health practices and his remarkable transformative self-healing powers, but alas, there he is in the hospital with his gross rotting foot, cursing the machines as they mock him for obnoxiously ignoring his diabetes doctor's advice. I love how he begs for attention while simultaneously downplaying it like it's no big deal for him at all. Jesus, he's hilarious.
 

Gay Faggot.

Play a REAL instrument, Millennial DIPSHITS!!!🤣🤣🤣
I thought brother joe cured his diabetes by doing the #ketojoe diet?
Something you millennials don’t understand….AGE! I suppressed my blood sugar ILLNESS so well even the DOCTORS were impressed. Only so much you can DO in old age. Eventually this “Live free or Die” lifestyle would catch up. 62…..not bad. Wait til you get here sport. You’ll see just how old you feel, only difference being you’re already weak. I can take 3 of you on at twice the age. But I digress. Call me in 30 years when I’m retired with my family and you’re on your DEATH bed. #lafamiglia #DontTreadonME #😎🤘🏻🎸
 

CarolMaxheinie

Runner, Unlike Fatrick
The sweaty-breasted buffoon tried to "beat" his disgusting foot infection, presumably via a combination of his encyclopedic knowledge base of common sense health practices and his remarkable transformative self-healing powers, but alas, there he is in the hospital with his gross rotting foot, cursing the machines as they mock him for obnoxiously ignoring his diabetes doctor's advice. I love how he begs for attention while simultaneously downplaying it like it's no big deal for him at all. Jesus, he's hilarious.
“Anyone can do it!”

*foot falls off*
 

Phish

Them boys would fly in the mud over my house
Hahaha. He tried beating an infection with no meds? Is he fucking retarded? Infections are one of the few illnesses I take medicine as soon as I fucking can for haha. Something like a sprained ankle, sniffles, headache, I can usually cure with rest, extra water, taking it easy, turning lights off, etc. You dont get a massive infectious cyst and think “a couple salads and an early night to bed should get rid of this golfball sized lump of necrotic tissue under my fat”. Posts like this is why I became obsessed with keeping up w Joe.
 
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