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NO ONE GIVES A FUCK
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Sir, this is a butt plug
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So it’s supposed to look like a penis? Sounds like the apple doesn’t fall far from the faggots ass.
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He's into things.
Things are into his ass.
Things are into his ass.
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1 tweet about his book and 150 about stalkers and retarded political shit. That’s not how you executive produce
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His ship drawings are the worst, most unprofessional part about his whole writing career. They are so fucking immersion breaking and amateurish you know from the first page that the book was written by some idiot sat on a fartcouch.
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The whole exchange adds to it. He was correcTing a fan.
Also you FAT FUCK, at best that’s a schematic, not a blueprint.
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It’s like he can’t help but be a prick to everyone who engages with him. The guy was just asking a question.
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That exchange was so bizarre I didn't even want to include it.
'You described that thing you created so poorly I imagined it differently to how you sketched it with crayons. I disregarded the cover art.'
'No, fuckface. The cover art is accurate dispite the elements of my thinly disguised fetish being reduced to an acceptable level.'
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Haha I was definitely not trying to be critical. I get why you focused on the mega spaceship blueprints.
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"Such as?"
What a condescending, arrogant piece of possum shit. "Sure, I'm glad you're excited about my work, what would you like to know?" Not our Pat. He's deigning to come down from on high to mingle with the commoners, blessing his dozen of fans with his presence, so hurry up and ask your question, peasant, Pat needs to get back to giving us his scintillating commentary on the new episode of Asoka.
Fuckin fat asshole. Fat, too.
What a condescending, arrogant piece of possum shit. "Sure, I'm glad you're excited about my work, what would you like to know?" Not our Pat. He's deigning to come down from on high to mingle with the commoners, blessing his dozen of fans with his presence, so hurry up and ask your question, peasant, Pat needs to get back to giving us his scintillating commentary on the new episode of Asoka.
Fuckin fat asshole. Fat, too.
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No offense taken.
I'm pretty sure Patrick suspects Moon is a stlaker and he's somehow being setup for a joke. Or maybe I just like the idea of Pat being suspicious about someone who actually bought one of his books and has questions. Either way he's a hypersensitive insecure former author who's overweight.
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It really makes me laugh that interactions between him and people who have read his books happen at most twice a year (because, yknow, being an author is his actual full time job).
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He traced his buttplug
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Blueprints were yet another amazing technology invented by White men, and they were blue because of Prussian blue. They're obsolete now, and what Pat did is a drawing, and that book art wasn't rendered directly from his drawing, but more importantly a grown man drew an imaginary spaceship that he wrote a poorly-selling story about. Sad
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That was literally my first thought without seeing your post. I just can't understand how he cannot grasp that no one fucking cares about 99.9% of what ge pinks about in to the void.