Opie's greatest idea

[Riccardo Bosi]

I remember this from probably ten or so years ago.

Anyway, when picking out a greeting card for your fawkin chick, find the one with the best message, the one that's likeliest to win her over. Instead of buying that one, copy the message with a pen into a blank card. This will make it seem like you came up with the romantic horseshit yourself instead of just having picked it out.

More like Cunt Destroyer, ask me

 

[guest]

Legit a good idea.

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

I am not taking advice from someone who thinks getting an eyelift and doing tiktoks at 61 is a good career move.

 

[guest]

I am not taking advice from someone who thinks getting an eyelift and doing tiktoks at 61 is a good career move.

Beautiful wife, kids, lives on a beach, has an audience listening to his every word each morning. Sounds pfg to me.

 

[Sam Bankman-Fried]

 

[guest]

Going to use it next time on the old lady, might get a bj out of it.