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OPIE is such an idiot! He's the luckiest man in the whole world. He got SO LUCKY finding a perfect partner like Anthony. That's how he became a millionaire... Because he fell into a partnership with a random guy named Anthony that came out of nowhere whom he decided to start doing business with for absolutely no reason. It's not like he discovered Anthony, analyzed his talent, gave him roles and bit parts that were tailored to his strengths, or nothing like that... Anthony just magically appeared and instantly had a job in radio. And Opie only accidentally got them a better job with not even 6 months of experience together. And even though they kept getting bigger offers with higher paydays at larger companies... That was all by accident and nothing to do with Opie. See, it was because Aintfunny was such a scary talent, yelling noises out and laughing at everything Opie said. He was a perfect broadcaster. He knew when to laugh at the right times. And he always repeated something funny that Opie said in case you didn't hear him say that punchline. (For people who missed it?)
Meanwhile... Opie kept making STUPID mistakes that just magically worked in BOTH their favor simultaneously... Which lucky for Opie, (because he's lucky) who is such an idiot that he even used to throw his weight around in negotiations... Can you imagine trying to do a business deal with someone and they just keep trying to advocate for their own interests the whole time? It's literally mental illness. It must have been so tiresome to end up having to shell out more money just to give in to Opie's requests! WHO does business like that??? Not smart businessman like Professor Auntie. Just take the first offer they give you and then wonder why they never hold events and have zero marketing budget.
And then the nerve of this guy, this moron Opie, who lucked out by attaching himself to the underground (literally, in his basement) podcast godfather Aintfunny "Famous For Saying NIGGER On Twitter" Cumia, also known affectionately as Auntie, THE NERVE of stupid Opie to not quit his multi-million dollar corporate job ON THE SPOT to fight a battle he literally wasn't involved in at times square, to save the job of a guy who called him a "cunt" and criticized his "eye contact" over a mistaken text message meant for the third wheel homosexual.
Did you hear the news? Opie and Anthony got into a racist altercation with a black woman in times square. Opie was at home in bed with his wife, but Opie and Anthony did it.
Man, Opie is so stupid. Bet Auntie would be so much happier if he never met Opie. Oh wait. That's right. He would be hunched over crawling in insulation and trying not to damage drywall while fixing people's AC units. Maybe Aintfunny only did his podcast from the basement because he vowed to never enter another ATTIC?
Fucking faggots. ALL of you. DEATH TO ALL OPIE HATERS
Meanwhile... Opie kept making STUPID mistakes that just magically worked in BOTH their favor simultaneously... Which lucky for Opie, (because he's lucky) who is such an idiot that he even used to throw his weight around in negotiations... Can you imagine trying to do a business deal with someone and they just keep trying to advocate for their own interests the whole time? It's literally mental illness. It must have been so tiresome to end up having to shell out more money just to give in to Opie's requests! WHO does business like that??? Not smart businessman like Professor Auntie. Just take the first offer they give you and then wonder why they never hold events and have zero marketing budget.
And then the nerve of this guy, this moron Opie, who lucked out by attaching himself to the underground (literally, in his basement) podcast godfather Aintfunny "Famous For Saying NIGGER On Twitter" Cumia, also known affectionately as Auntie, THE NERVE of stupid Opie to not quit his multi-million dollar corporate job ON THE SPOT to fight a battle he literally wasn't involved in at times square, to save the job of a guy who called him a "cunt" and criticized his "eye contact" over a mistaken text message meant for the third wheel homosexual.
Did you hear the news? Opie and Anthony got into a racist altercation with a black woman in times square. Opie was at home in bed with his wife, but Opie and Anthony did it.
Man, Opie is so stupid. Bet Auntie would be so much happier if he never met Opie. Oh wait. That's right. He would be hunched over crawling in insulation and trying not to damage drywall while fixing people's AC units. Maybe Aintfunny only did his podcast from the basement because he vowed to never enter another ATTIC?
Fucking faggots. ALL of you. DEATH TO ALL OPIE HATERS
