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Opie continues to bring the funny
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Nice failed face lift, stupid!
I thought it was funny until he started talking. The silent old man character isn't bad, all things considered.
His slobbery way of talking has always fucking grossed me out.
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No bacon, egg, cheese on a roll this morning…
Day 1 of an old school no-sugars, no-carbs, only healthy fats diet. 6 small healthy meals/snacks day and a lean and green (6oz meat and salad) at night. Not drinking much alcohol at all, so to quit altogether is no big deal. Back to Sashimi, and NO FOOD AT ALL AFTER 8pm.
I’ve been feeling like ass since putting on 40lbs over the last 2 years…Lower back fucked up, can’t bend straight over to tie my sneakers without breathing hard, feels like I’m laying face first on a basketball if I try to get a tan on my fat ass…
A high weight of 250 today folks. It will only go down from here.
ANYONE CAN DO IT. Takes will power and the desire to feel healthy overriding the desire to eat food that tastes GREAT. I quit smoking and (back in the day) blow…cold turkey. Just stopped at will.
If you follow this plan and get your body into “fat burning mode” (takes about 2 weeks of hardcore diet adjustment) WITH NO CHEATING…and the weight will fall off of you like a terminal AIDS patient.
(No offense AIDS patients….)
Goal- 210lbs…
PS- I cover my fatness up well. Being 6’ 1” helps big time
Day 1 of an old school no-sugars, no-carbs, only healthy fats diet. 6 small healthy meals/snacks day and a lean and green (6oz meat and salad) at night. Not drinking much alcohol at all, so to quit altogether is no big deal. Back to Sashimi, and NO FOOD AT ALL AFTER 8pm.
I’ve been feeling like ass since putting on 40lbs over the last 2 years…Lower back fucked up, can’t bend straight over to tie my sneakers without breathing hard, feels like I’m laying face first on a basketball if I try to get a tan on my fat ass…
A high weight of 250 today folks. It will only go down from here.
ANYONE CAN DO IT. Takes will power and the desire to feel healthy overriding the desire to eat food that tastes GREAT. I quit smoking and (back in the day) blow…cold turkey. Just stopped at will.
If you follow this plan and get your body into “fat burning mode” (takes about 2 weeks of hardcore diet adjustment) WITH NO CHEATING…and the weight will fall off of you like a terminal AIDS patient.
(No offense AIDS patients….)
Goal- 210lbs…
PS- I cover my fatness up well. Being 6’ 1” helps big time
6’ 1" giant among common men
If you didn't laugh, you're jealous.
Diiiiiiip!
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@Ricci Ryda We don't besmirch the name of our glorious leader in our alliance.
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My bad my nigga
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Based Destroyer Giving Niggers Jobs
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Gave ONE nigger a job. That's literally as much as the Biden administration. So he's doing as good as the White House.
Do you think his wife still laughs or just eye rolls now
There’s no way she even listens to his retarded ass anymore. Can you imagine listening to years of his ranting about the haters and how he was a misunderstood comedic genius on the radio? He thought he was the attraction. He’s “Brucie’s time to shine” from The Longest Yard (the Sandler one) as a person. All of the confidence, none of the skills, humor, self awareness, timing, or interesting takes.
I'm so glad everyone in this video is dead now.
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What audience does he think he's making these for?
Expanding to the TimToks brotherman, Beetlejuice got fawkin huge one there again.